
Date of issue: 04.01.2017
Song language: English
N.O.E.L. |
Opening presents on the floor |
Christmas time is drawing near |
Let’s all spread some cheer |
Grab your wallet, time to spend |
Most wonderful time of year |
Hiding presents in your closet |
Hoping that they won’t find out |
Season’s greetings |
Obligations |
Manufactured lies from the greeting card |
Yule! |
Everybody’s dropping money |
On the people they don’t like |
Tis the season to be |
Adding to the bottom line |
Eating way too many cookies |
Pouring eggnog in your mouth |
Analysing weights of presents |
Shaking boxes! |
Decorate your house with lights |
And bells that jingle! |
Mind control through Christmas carols |
We compelled to buy as we sing along |
Everywhere you go |
Christmas songs are playing all the time |
Never-ending marathon |
Of «It's a Wonderful Life!» |
Everybody’s going caroling |
You better run and hide |
Awkwardly they harmonize |
I contemplate suicide |
Buy stuff |
It’s christmas time |
And we all live in a consumer nation |
Black friday |
Door buster sale |
Murdering for saving |
Murdering for saving |
Murdering for saving |
Trampling people at the door |
Who did I even buy this for? |
Smash some heads against the floor |
This bargains will start a war |
This bargains will start a war |
This bargains will start a war |
Why don’t you visit family more? |
Buy off your guilt like just before |
Buy more |
Till everybody’s poor |
Why don’t you spend some more? |
How 'bout we spend some more? |
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