| Opening presents on the floor
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| Christmas time is drawing near
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| Let’s all spread some cheer
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| Grab your wallet, time to spend
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| Most wonderful time of year
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| Hiding presents in your closet
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| Hoping that they won’t find out
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| Season’s greetings
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| Obligations
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| Manufactured lies from the greeting card
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| Yule!
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| Everybody’s dropping money
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| On the people they don’t like
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| Tis the season to be
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| Adding to the bottom line
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| Eating way too many cookies
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| Pouring eggnog in your mouth
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| Analysing weights of presents
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| Shaking boxes!
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| Decorate your house with lights
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| And bells that jingle!
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| Mind control through Christmas carols
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| We compelled to buy as we sing along
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| Everywhere you go
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| Christmas songs are playing all the time
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| Never-ending marathon
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| Of «It's a Wonderful Life!»
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| Everybody’s going caroling
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| You better run and hide
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| Awkwardly they harmonize
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| I contemplate suicide
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| Buy stuff
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| It’s christmas time
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| And we all live in a consumer nation
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| Black friday
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| Door buster sale
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| Murdering for saving
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| Murdering for saving
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| Murdering for saving
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| Trampling people at the door
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| Who did I even buy this for?
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| Smash some heads against the floor
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| This bargains will start a war
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| This bargains will start a war
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| This bargains will start a war
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| Why don’t you visit family more?
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| Buy off your guilt like just before
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| Buy more
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| Till everybody’s poor
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| Why don’t you spend some more?
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| How 'bout we spend some more? |