| I met her one day at the grocery store
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| She had a jar of pickles and ingredients for smores
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| I said to her «Smores are sweet but I’m sweeter»
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| She laughed and said «Sure you are, make me a believer»
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| Oh smores
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| I met her later for a cup of coffee
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| Something strange about the way that she looked at me
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| I took her hand, pulled her close, then I kissed her
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| «Don't ever leave me» she said in a creepy whisper
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| Oh shit
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| My new clingy girlfriend, loves to text me all night
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| My clingy girlfriend is jealous of all kinds of
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| Women, my friends, my dog, my Xbox
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| All of the above gotta be second to my clingy girlfriend, no
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| A year goes by, and she moves in with me
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| My man cave is now pink and there are tampons under the sink
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| I had a drum set I played but she pawned it
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| At her friend’s wedding, she reached for the bouquet and she caught it
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| Awkward
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| She spends her time looking at wedding dresses
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| Rings and cakes and flowers yeah, she’s kind of obsessed
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| I think it’s time to consider other options
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| 'Cause I suspect that she’s poking holes in the condoms
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| Need proof
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| My clingy girlfriend, loves to text me all night
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| My clingy girlfriend is jealous of all kinds of
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| Women, my friends, my dog, my Xbox
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| All of the above gotta be second to my clingy girlfriend, no
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| I made her a cupcake to soften the blow when
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| I told her «I'm not ready for this level of commitment»
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| She grabbed for a fork then stabbed me in the arm and
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| Began to pull my hair out while expressing her resentment
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| And then she told me she would murder my whole family, my coworkers and the girl
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| Who took my order that day at Wendy’s then she set the house on fire
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| And ran screaming right outside and I felt guilty as the flames reflected off
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| her teary eyes
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| So I took her back and now she won’t let me have my car or my dog or my beer or
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| my porn
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| My bathroom, my guitar, my pool table, my camera
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| My iPhone, my website, my Macbook Pro or my iPad
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| My vitamins or my coffee maker, the internet or my waffle iron
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| My tools, my washer dryer combo, riding lawnmower, my fuel filter or my PS3
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| Or my sousaphone or my fishing pole or my life |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song My Clingy Girlfriend , by - Psychostick. Song from the album Space Vampires vs Zombie Dinosaurs in 3D, in the genre