| Picture an elderly lady peeking through her blinds
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| You wave her a friendly hello, while she glares with judging eyes
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| Her glasses held by chains on pointy 1960s frames
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| They help her see your faults as she’s squinting with disdain
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| A retired English teacher with an overwhelming fragrance
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| Still alive, too stubborn to die, and death don’t have the patience
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| She has more cats than children by an order of magnitude
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| And whenever she loses at bingo, she takes it out on you
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| Calls the cops on her rotary phone
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| Every time you try to mow the lawn
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| Close your blinds, lock your doors (Evil wench)
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| I mind my business, now you mind yours (Nosy bitch)
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| Keep to yourself and stay off my grass (Cranky hag)
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| Now get off my porch and get off my ass (Yeah!)
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| Get off my ass
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| Go back inside
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| Stay in your home
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| Leave me alone
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| Get off my ass (get off my ass!)
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| Go back inside (Go back inside!)
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| Stay in your home. | 
| (Stay in your home!)
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| Leave me alone
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| (Leave me alone)
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| Imagine a jerk in his 40s
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| In front of the broke down house that he rents
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| Not all that bright, chugging Natural Light
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| Flicking cigarette butts over your fence
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| Screaming all day at his beat up truck that he always fails to repair
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| More stains on his shirt than teeth in his mouth
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| And he doesn’t seem to care
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| A former high school quarterback
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| With delusions of long past glory
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| Blasts '80s crap from his Pontiac
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| As he tells you his whole life story
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| He parks and blocks my driveway
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| Then dumps his cup of tobacco spit
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| Setting fireworks off after midnight?
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| I’m about to lose my sh… temper
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| Mows his lawn at 2 AM (I shit you not)
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| He likes me, but I hate him
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| Deadbeat dad, he doesn’t pay child support
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| He looks like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (huh… yeah!)
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| Close your blinds, lock your doors (Fucking hick!)
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| I mind my business, now you mind yours (Stupid douche!)
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| Keep to yourself and stay off my grass (Eat a dick!)
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| Now get off my porch and get off my ass
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| Get off my ass
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| Go back inside
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| Stay in your home
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| Leave me alone
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| Get off my ass (get off my ass!)
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| Go back inside (Go back inside!)
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| Stay in your home. | 
| (Stay in your home!)
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| Leave me alone
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| Leave me alone
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| Leave me alone
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| Leave me alone
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| Leave me alone
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| We all hate the HOA
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| All the homes they look the same
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| The mortgage states the house belongs to me
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| You need to chill the fuck out and get off of my property
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| Some are so friendly but
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| Some of them are enemies
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| Makes me neurotic and keeps me on guard
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| Battling those neighbors with tolerant diplomacy
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| Tempts me to empty my bleach on their yard
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| I pour bleach on your yard
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| (I) Spelled «bitch» on your lawn
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| (Yeah) that’s right
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| Fuck your grass
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| Loathe thy neighbor |