Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Jolly Old Sadist, artist - Psychostick. Album song The Flesh-Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride, in the genre Jolly Old Sadist |
| All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett |
| Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me And I wanted me a new guitar |
| with EMGs and a whammy bar |
| I don’t know why thats so much to ask |
| I was good this year, but now I’m beatin some ass because |
| Santa’s a bastard 'cuz he wouldn’t give me what I wanted for Christmas |
| Santa’s an asshole 'cuz he didn’t give me what I wrote on my wishlist |
| Santa’s all shady 'cuz he won’t deliver on the things that he promised |
| Santa’s so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist |
| LIES. |
| All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet |
| with a stuardess named Angelina Jolie |
| but Santa has forsaken me And I wanted just like every year |
| a new liver and a truck of beer |
| I’ve been so nice and real patient too |
| but Kris Kringle’s got a lot of explaining to do because |
| Santa brought a lot of socks |
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