![Jolly Old Sadist - Psychostick](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/32847575627173925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 19.01.2017
Record label: Psychostick
Song language: English
Jolly Old Sadist |
All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett |
Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me And I wanted me a new guitar |
with EMGs and a whammy bar |
I don’t know why thats so much to ask |
I was good this year, but now I’m beatin some ass because |
Santa’s a bastard 'cuz he wouldn’t give me what I wanted for Christmas |
Santa’s an asshole 'cuz he didn’t give me what I wrote on my wishlist |
Santa’s all shady 'cuz he won’t deliver on the things that he promised |
Santa’s so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist |
LIES. |
All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet |
with a stuardess named Angelina Jolie |
but Santa has forsaken me And I wanted just like every year |
a new liver and a truck of beer |
I’ve been so nice and real patient too |
but Kris Kringle’s got a lot of explaining to do because |
Santa brought a lot of socks |
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