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Date of issue: 07.08.2006
Record label: Psychostick
Song language: English
Jagermeister Love Song |
I know I promised I’d write you a love song |
But instead I just wrote you a drunk song |
Because love is pathetic |
but seventy proof is no less than poetic |
You look your best when my vision is blurry |
that’s not what I meant I can’t keep from slurring |
Because love is emetic |
but not if you bought me a shot and I hit it |
Drink 'till you’re crazy |
Dance 'till you’re sick |
Take off your bra |
Give it to the 'stick |
Drink 'till your’re crazy |
Dance 'till you’re sick |
Acknowledge the dumb |
Give in to the 'stick |
I can’t see, now I have to pee |
and I can’t count to three |
but I can count to JAGERMEISTER! |
YEAH! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug my Jagermeister! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug my Jagermeister! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug! |
Chug my JAGERMEISTER!!! |
WHEW! |
Drink 'till you’re crazy |
Dance 'till you’re sick |
Take off your bra |
Give it to the 'stick |
Drink 'till you’re crazy |
Dance 'till you’re sick |
Acknowledge the dumb |
Give in to the 'stick |
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