Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Grocery Escape Plan, artist - Psychostick. Album song Sandwich, in the genre Date of issue: 03.05.2009
Record label: Psychostick
Song language: English
Grocery Escape Plan |
| The other day I went to the store to get a gallon of milk |
| But then I found out that they only had |
| One percent, but not two percent |
| One percent, but not two percent |
| One percent, but not two percent |
| One percent, but not two percent |
| I want two percent, I got one percent |
| I still got it on sale, I saved, 39 cents |
| Attention shoppers, don’t forget about our buy one, get one free special on hot |
| pockets and 12 packs of Mr. Pibb |
| (Ah) |
| I’ve got to get to aisle 5 right now, because |
| Mr. Pibb and hot pockets are buy one get one free |
| Out of the way, old lady |
| Out of the way, I’m shopping |
| Oh, look at the price on pickles |
| Out of the way, you people |
| Out of the way, everybody |
| I’ve got to get bread, eggs, grapes, oltec, TP, salt, toothpaste, deodorant, |
| chips, pees, corn, cheese, porn? |
| Spaghettios, salt, cups, sprite, kitty litter, bleach, yogurt, Oreos, Jaeger, |
| cheerios, what am I forgetting? |
| What am I forgetting? |
| What am I forgetting? |
| Oh yeah, beer |