Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Girl Directions, artist - Psychostick. Album song Sandwich, in the genre Date of issue: 03.05.2009
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Psychostick
Song language: English
Girl Directions |
| Ok, so this is how you get here. |
| You’re gonna wanna take the 202… to the 101… north. |
| Don’t get on the 60 though because then you’re totally going to be going the |
| wrong way. |
| Girl directions! |
| Girl directions! |
| So, you’re gonna wanna get off on Exit Coleman-Fowl, ah, er, no wait, |
| that’s at McEllo… |
| It’s a, it’s a Mc-something. |
| And then you make suuure that you stay to the left while you’re turning right |
| cause you’re gonna need to go left right after you turn… |
| oh, wait, hold on that’s my other line. |
| GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS! |
| JUST GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS YOU BITCH! |
| GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS! |
| I’M USING A GPS! |
| Girl directions! |
| Girl directions! |
| Ok, I’m back |
| Anyways, so just keep on going straight |
| You’re gonna pass a Taco Bell, you’re gonna go up this little hill thingy… |
| No wait! |
| Do you know where the Bed, Bath &Beyond is? |
| Girl directions! |
| Girl directions! |
| Ashley, what’s the name of the street right after the Bed, Bath &Beyond? |
| Ashley! |
| Ugh, ok, you know what |
| Just turn right after the church, jesus, place and… |
| Look for a house with a really big tree in the yard, |
| like seriously the biggest tree you’ve ever seen, |
| go past that and then it’s the house with the blue sedan, family-looking car, |
| you can’t miss it. |
| GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS! |
| JUST GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS YOU BITCH! |
| GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS! |
| I’M USING A GPS! |
| WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN TURN RIGHT WHILE I’M GOING LEFT?!? |
| YOUR DIRECTIONS ARE SHIT!!! |
| YOU KNOW WHAT?!? |
| YOUR DIRECTIONS ARE BED, BATH &BEYOND… COMPREHENSION… FUCK!!! |
| AHHHH!!! |
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! |