
Date of issue: 13.04.2022
Song language: English
Galaxy Song |
Whenever life gets you |
Down, mrs. |
Brown, and |
Things seem hard or tough |
And people are stupid |
Obnoxious or daft and you |
Feel that you’ve had quite |
Enough… |
Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving |
And revolving at 900 miles an hour |
That’s orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it’s reckoned |
A sun that is the source of all our power |
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see |
Are moving at a million miles a day |
In an outer spiral arm, at 40, 000 miles an hour |
Of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way |
Our Galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars |
It’s 100, 000 light years side to side |
It bulges in the middle, 16, 000 light years thick |
But out by us it’s just 3, 000 light years wide |
We’re 30, 000 light years from galactic central point |
We go round every 200 million years |
And our Galaxy is only one of millions and billions |
In this amazing and expanding Universe |
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light you know |
12 million miles a minute, and that’s the fastest speed there is |
So remember when you’re feeling very small and insecure |
How amazingly unlikely it is your birth |
And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space |
Because there’s bugger all down here on Earth |
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