| «Man, I am stuffed! |
| Does anyone want this last piece of pizza?»
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| «I do""I'll have it""I called it"(all at once)
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| I’m sure there’s an adult way we can handle this»
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| «I'll fucking kill you!
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| Fight to the death for the last slice of pizza
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| You gotta want it more than him
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| Fight to the death for the last pizza slice
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| It’s time to make your stand
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| You gotta punch him in the face
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| Then he punches you in the face back
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| Then you punch him in the face once again
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| And it makes him madder and he punches
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| You in the face back
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| And you punch him in the face, yet again
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| Then you punch each other continuously!
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| Look at this guy!
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| He thinks he knows karate!
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| But he DOESN’T…know karate
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| You gotta put him in his place with your fist
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| Or maybe a kick in the dick YEAH!
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| And maybe stomp his ribs and liver… OH FUCK!
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| That totally backfired!
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| Now he’s comin' for you
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| Whatcha gonna do and somethin' other funny thing
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| It’s gone down to the ground like UFC
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| But it’s really pretty damn boring
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| They’re just lying there holding each other
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| It’s technical but not exciting to watch
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| Punch! |
| Knee strike! |
| Jab!
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| Kidney punch! |
| Eye gouge!
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| Wet willy! |
| Elbow drop! |
| Potato chips
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| And they’re up and moving again
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| Now it’s exciting again
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| What is he gonna do next?
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| He’s gonna play a GUITAR SOLO!
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| Holy shit! |
| He’s got a pointy stick!
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| He’s gonna try to stab you with…
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| The pointy stick! |
| Don’t take that shit!
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| You gotta form a defense
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| The only option now left is to hit him with a TRUCK
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| «Those guys are idiots! |
| Hey Rawb, grab me a beer.»
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| «Mmmm…yeah…This is the last one.»
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| Fight to the death for the last can of beer!
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| «Hey, we only have one more roll of toilet paper»
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| For the last toilet paper!
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| «Who left a dish in the sink!»
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| Fight to the death… Cause a dish in the sink!
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| «I'm not getting the mail! |
| It’s your turn to get the fucking mail!»
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| Fight to the death… To see who gets the mail
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| «Hey you don’t get to fight Alex. |
| I’m the only one around here that gets to
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| fight Alex»
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| Fight to the death… To see who gets to fight ALEX to the DEATH!
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| Fight to the death!
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| Fight to the death over various stuff! |