
Date of issue: 12.11.2017
Record label: Psychostick
Song language: English
Bruce Campbell |
Bruce Campbell is the finest man to grace a silver screen |
All the other actors just degrade his noble scenes |
The Oscars should award him for his wondrous career |
Hold a town parade for him with each movie premiere |
Bruce Campbell! |
Bruce Campbell! |
We’re gonna be best friends! |
Gonna come to your house and watch Hercules |
From season one till the end |
I’ll hand you everything I own |
And you’ll sign it all for me! |
Then we’ll start rehearsing for Cave Alien 3 |
Bruce Lorne Campbell should be offered every lead! |
Imagine him as Spider-Man, a finer choice indeed |
Casablanca could’ve been improved if Campbell would’ve said, |
«Here's looking at you… you primitive screwhead!» |
Bruce Campbell! |
Bruce Campbell! |
Dert dert da dert dert dert |
Gonna come to your house |
And put Xena and not sleep until it’s done |
I got the whole boxset for Briscoe County, too |
I love you and to prove it’s true |
I’m gonna play a kazoo |
Bruce Ash Campbell is a truly stellar man |
He bravely fought the Deadites |
But a chainsaw took his hand |
Coincidentally, I have one I barely ever use |
I’ll saw it off and ship it to the charming, handsome Bruce |
Bruce Campbell! |
Bruce Campbell! |
I need the measurements for your chin! |
Gonna make me a jawbone implant |
And I’m gonna be your twin |
Then I’ll get me a tattoo of your face |
And put it right on my… face |
Then we’ll fly into outer space and… |
Hey Bruce, where are you going? |
Bruce Campbell (gonna find you!) |
You can’t hide from me! |
I found your house on Google Maps |
And just watched you go pee! |
When I find you, I’m gonna clone you |
Take your DNA against your will |
I’ll make 8,000 Bruce Campbells |
To build a Bruce Campbellville |
Bruce-Campbell-ville! |
Bruce! |
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