Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Bruce Campbell , by - Psychostick. Song from the album IV: Revenge of the Vengeance, in the genre Release date: 12.11.2017
Record label: Psychostick
Song language: English
Bruce Campbell |
| Bruce Campbell is the finest man to grace a silver screen |
| All the other actors just degrade his noble scenes |
| The Oscars should award him for his wondrous career |
| Hold a town parade for him with each movie premiere |
| Bruce Campbell! |
| Bruce Campbell! |
| We’re gonna be best friends! |
| Gonna come to your house and watch Hercules |
| From season one till the end |
| I’ll hand you everything I own |
| And you’ll sign it all for me! |
| Then we’ll start rehearsing for Cave Alien 3 |
| Bruce Lorne Campbell should be offered every lead! |
| Imagine him as Spider-Man, a finer choice indeed |
| Casablanca could’ve been improved if Campbell would’ve said, |
| «Here's looking at you… you primitive screwhead!» |
| Bruce Campbell! |
| Bruce Campbell! |
| Dert dert da dert dert dert |
| Gonna come to your house |
| And put Xena and not sleep until it’s done |
| I got the whole boxset for Briscoe County, too |
| I love you and to prove it’s true |
| I’m gonna play a kazoo |
| Bruce Ash Campbell is a truly stellar man |
| He bravely fought the Deadites |
| But a chainsaw took his hand |
| Coincidentally, I have one I barely ever use |
| I’ll saw it off and ship it to the charming, handsome Bruce |
| Bruce Campbell! |
| Bruce Campbell! |
| I need the measurements for your chin! |
| Gonna make me a jawbone implant |
| And I’m gonna be your twin |
| Then I’ll get me a tattoo of your face |
| And put it right on my… face |
| Then we’ll fly into outer space and… |
| Hey Bruce, where are you going? |
| Bruce Campbell (gonna find you!) |
| You can’t hide from me! |
| I found your house on Google Maps |
| And just watched you go pee! |
| When I find you, I’m gonna clone you |
| Take your DNA against your will |
| I’ll make 8,000 Bruce Campbells |
| To build a Bruce Campbellville |
| Bruce-Campbell-ville! |
| Bruce! |