| Well back to my report
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| In case you were bored
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| Check out what’s happening now, wow!
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| Superstar had achieved a monopoly on popularity
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| All over, celebrities fell off like gravity
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| Gradually she savagely took over the industry
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| A mystery, other celebs total history
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| Nobody could squeeze under the killboard charts
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| Or the non-variety pages, so foracious, ten thousand spots on the a-list
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| She had successfully become the only one famous
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| Every magazine cover was of her
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| Every act on every show was her or one of her clones
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| She was the newscaster at the site of every disaster
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| Every studio and record label backed her
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| She was the only celebrity cook, the only celebrity crook
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| Everybody’s fifteen minutes she took
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| Flashing the trademark look, she said it was time to wipe out famous authors
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| 'I'm gonna start writing books'
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| Well, lots of stoppers tried to stop her
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| When murder on one of the duplicants succeeded
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| She just went back to Dolly to replace what she needed
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| If there was a problem, Superstar could beat it
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| But then came the world council entertainment dicktatorship
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| Filled with cliques, cons, tricks, distribution lots
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| Head trips, jump off trend tips, plastic tits, what a bitch
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| The council reported the rest of the artists in the world weren’t too happy
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| 'Not my fault, they’re crappy'
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| She mused that she drank the daiquiri at Dolly’s factory cackling
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| 'I'm gonna send those men packing'
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| 'They think they can invade my life and mess with me like I’m an Iraqi'
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| Snapping, she realised she had to pay these men a percent
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| Otherwise they’d go to the useless government
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| And tell about Dolly, the duplicants and the vent
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| 'Please, I ain’t goin' into debt
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| If I gotta pay off these fools, I’ll tell you what
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| Point 001 percent cut, you don’t like it kiss my butt
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| You think that offer sucks
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| Shut up, you got any other artists in this world, what
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| Happy to keep up with the changing celebrity market
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| Which was comprised only of her
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| The world entertainment council dicktatorship got off
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| And Superstar and her clones had the world in their pocket
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| Her plan was perfect, no one could stop it
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| She wasn’t just a star, she was outerspace and the rocket
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| She just wanted more more more 'yeah, now you’re talkin'
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| 'I hear reality shows are all the rage
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| Let’s put five duplicants together in a cage
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| Put ten of me trapped on an island in Thailand
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| And viewers can buy them food or if they don’t, they die then
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| Or a plastic surgery reality show
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| Take seven duplicants and make 'em into old celebs that people used to know
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| Like Marilyn Monroe, Cameo, Van Gogh, Jackie O, Anna Nicole
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| Put them under the knife but once they’re transformed they must die
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| Why, I’m the only celebrity allowed on this planet, me myself and I |