| Please don’t mess with me, I’ll spit you out like you were Sunny D
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| Did you really think you could be mean baby? |
| Listen, this next part is key
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| You play a lot of Nintendo, smoke Endo
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| As far as men go, when ya gonna hit a crescendo
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| And throw Super Mario and Atari out the window?
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| Now, we have something in common
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| You’re lactose intolerant I’m wack host intolerant
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| Stop talkin about smackin crack hoes you’re in college apologies accepted
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| I might have left lyrical holes in your mind
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| You’ll fill it later with Cable or Hot 97
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| Or Taco-Bell-n applyin, you wanna play? |
| Fine
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| Play-doh, roll you through a machine until you come out in little strings
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| I’m obscene I really could eat like 5 Krispy Kremes
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| Like when they’re hot-Like all my tracks are hot
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| I’m hot, I’m hot, I’m hot, I’m hot, I’m hot
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| I’m hot, I’m hot, I’m hot — like all my tracks are hot
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| Stop going on AOL chat to try to find friends
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| Yeah everyone likes you because you said you were tall, slim and
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| Liked Dre over Ren, Cage over Em
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| Rage over them, Bahamadia over Lil' Kim
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| I had no idea you been down with hip-hop since you were ten
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| You were out ya playpen rubbin Barbie
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| All over Ken and marveling over your carving
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| Of Led Zeppelin in your desk in ya den
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| I’m hittin mad skins you got bad skin
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| Get rad skins for your MP3 player kid I’m a Real Player!
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| Hard like Slayer while you a dater with Darth Vader
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| I’m famous-later — I hang with both Ralph Nader and Roc Raida, OK?
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| I swear I’m super you play boring Solitaire on your computer combed over hair
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| Wear a boober shirt work at Hooters
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| In your underwear look like Mr. Hooper I don’t care
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| I was nice to you originally what I’m doin
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| Is gonna ruin you like Druid ruins hear the crowd booin naturally
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| Actually this is a big 'ol waste of my time
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| I would rather be home playing with my parakeets than making up this stupid
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| rhyme
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| I mean, I am a sensitive Pisces and I wouldn’t want to make you start cryin
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| Yeah start cryin
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| You get mad at Napster when nobody’s even heard of you
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| I did a search on your name and came up with 1 result
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| It was your computer, you’re a loser
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| Lame, your screen name pseudo hip-hop sounding
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| Lingo mixed up lowercase/capital letters
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| What you think this is Bingo? |
| I got singles out already
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| People know my name in discerning circles from New York to LA
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| While you earn Colonels jerk pay spurt
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| On dirty curtains in a big shirt singin Hip Hop Hooray
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| You’re idle I’m an idol you’re not entitled I got a title
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| Nobody trades your file chill child when I said I liked you
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| I was just tired
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| Go occupy yourself for a while you’re lost whatever just frick off
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| Vile in denial just step off
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| Why you think I get deals from record labels you get deals from drug dealers
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| Unappealing insincere won’t eat Happy Meals
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| You spill bong water like tears filled with lost fear
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| Do acid and beer and trip out on how your queer
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| Little beard looks so weird in the mirror man
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| Guitar noodlin and patchouli let me teach you Ital-go Fongule
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| When I was in high school I’d a thought you were so fuckin cool
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| Anyway as I was saying before my screen name is much better than yours,
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| its' -----
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| What you think I would tell you so you can Instant Messenger me all day?
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| I don’t think so I am very important and right now I am eating lunch
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| Go get signed to Ruffhouse go away
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| Bid on eBay for a stuffed Mickey Mouse in a mug
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| A sticky handcuffed pic of buff Courtney Love
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| One of Prince’s aborted doves, a Jackson glove
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| A blow up Peter Max pillow of Love
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| A diamond rug, or somethin worth more than all that stuff:
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| A cup that Princess Superstar once drank out of |