Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bad Babysitter, artist - Princess Superstar. Date of issue: 03.12.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Bad Babysitter |
| Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food |
| kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog too |
| And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub, I mean he’s old but not dimed out |
| If I’m bad I’ll turn around in the corner for Time Out |
| Aight Josh what you wanna do? |
| You wanna watch cartoons? |
| HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the room! |
| I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me Kool Aid |
| I’m a sit on the couch and masturbate then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate |
| Spit out my Bubbalicious and get to one of them big fridges that could fit 10 |
| midgets |
| Damn they’re rich, hey she left me fifty dishes-bitch! |
| Let’s try on ya mom’s minks think she’ll miss these Chanel links? |
| In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks- go play under the sink |
| (I want my mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as well |
| But if you tell, you’ll die of sickle cell and |
| God told me you’re goin straight to hell |
| Well if you don’t like it I can leave and then you’ll be alone |
| believe me that’s what the creepy monsters want |
| Plus I’ll be taking your TV |
| Put on your jammers and don’t wet the bed I got a camera |
| I’ll take a picture and show that little girl you like Sarah |
| Oh and one more thing- there’s been several mass murderers spotted in the area |
| I’m a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! |
| I’m makin 6 bucks |
| an hour |
| Let’s make Fluffernutters don’t fuckin utter another peep |
| I’ll take the cookie cutter make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep |
| Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet hey what are these pills? |
| I’ll take the Valium Josh you take a bag and the Tagament |
| Stop throwin up I’m not paid enough you clean up the rug |
| Is that Fluff? |
| I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much |
| All right kid you gotta go to bed, I know its only 6 but my boy just came over |
| and he wants me to give him head |
| Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch Small Wonder |
| N ext time you see Vicky the spot’ll be sticky |
| cuz I sucked his dicky and used your mom’s cucumber |
| Don’t worry I’ll put it back in the Frigidaire |
| Scared? |
| You can have it for supper nice and crisp in the Tupperware |
| No bedtime story, Gabe get off you’re so horny! |
| Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin |
| No porn and shut the shade Gabe- |
| One day you’ll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid |