| I’m the flyest MC the finest MC the nicest MC oh that’s boring see
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| There’s another MPC so why you think most hip-hop sounds the same except for me?
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| Cryptic kick shit from the crypt sadistic lick hits with wit I’m quick
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| Rip crickets in a wicket I’m plain wicked thick in the rig wearing kid lipstick
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| I wreck shit on the next shit spit it in ya ear bit like a Qtip
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| Big silly bitch wickedy witch lickety split in a sitch no dick but talk big
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| carry a big stick
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| So I’m a girl, yeah I’m white and I write all night with a bare swingin light
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| On the computer alright a producer alright
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| I produced this song- so you know who you are you know you were wrong
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| No I was not in that porn On Golden Blonde got it goin on more James Bond than
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| Sean John
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| Conned James Cahn for a ticket to Cannes and I Love Ferris Bueller like
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| tchhickachickkaa
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| Please don’t ask me who writes my lyrics
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| I’ll spit up in your face much faster than you could hear it
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| Don’t ask me who writes my lyrics
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| Damn ya you’re enamored I’m a slam ya hotter than your can down in Alabama
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| Where’s my camera I need a Kodak moment of the moment I made you feel like
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| Hammer
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| Son of Sam? |
| I’m the daughter of Sam, slaughter a man on the microphone
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| Pardon me ma’am was that part of a man or your son I just whipped on the mic
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| and sent home
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| Big quick shit New York- Stockholm
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| Kike and a Wop Wipin a cock walkin the block drop ya jaw to jock to your sock
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| I get that a lot yeah stop take stock shhh let me show you what I got
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| Made up my mind- like made it up I imagined it-I don’t got a mind I abandoned
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| it in a cabinet
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| So I could be a candidate for writin a few hits walkin a few pits and cashin in
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| on that shit
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| I put out my first tape in '94 if you got one, I’ll buy it
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| I don’t got one no more it was called Mitch Better get my Bunny
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| That shit was shitty but funny I admit it was dumb but I did it with no money
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| In 9−5 my first CD called Strictly Platinum but it didn’t go Platinum it went
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| back to them
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| And instead of waitin for someone to put me on
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| I started a label ran it 'til the money was gone, then came along, then was gone
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| Money money money, don’t try to make it with your songs
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| But like Salt 'n Pepa in El Segundo we push it a long (Push it!)
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| And then Fat Beats wouldn’t take my last LP
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| So I got egg beaters threw em back at the backpacks on 6th Ave. passin me
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| At the Bagel Buffet planted a bomb next to Grays
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| And when the records rained I sold 'em back for double to Fat Beats in LA
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| It’s all OK cuz when Fat Beats still wouldn’t distribute my record
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| I renamed it-Pharoah Monch featuring Chubby Checker
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| Ha ha mic wrecker don’t sleep, Princess Superstar? |
| The shit is deep |