| Xtra S&les &Scratches by Concetta.
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| Kids: Alaia and Alatz Ortega
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| Aww Honey: Darryl &Suede Santa/Add'l. |
| Vocals: Curtis Curtis
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| Ah yo Santa let’s get something clear
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| I’m half Jewish I shouldn’t even be talkin about this time of year
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| But I’m near tears tryin to fund my record label career
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| While everyone drinks beer like they at Cheers makin Nintendo bets
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| on debts from bad rekkid deals for real I’m probably next
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| I’m here sweatin my ass off, it’s July
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| But by the time this comes out I’ll be behind my release schedule and
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| Mariah Christmas will be sellin out- why?
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| I never did nothin bad to nobody
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| I’m still friends with all my Ex’s who stole money (Aw honey)
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| Don’t aw honey me/Just give me the money please
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| One of those cards with a pocket for cash
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| A big stash or check to cash I’ll snatch it before you realize you acted
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| rash and come at me all mad
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| I’ve been good, well pretty good, at least in my mind
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| Please let me sell a lot of records at Christmastime
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| I’m too poor to afford life size cut out cardboard of me poured into a size
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| 4 with a floppy Santa hat
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| On the record store floor
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| Need ace product placement/Listening Station so while I’m on vacation I got my
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| face
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| On Raisin Brans round the nation
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| I’m impatient need my wax to sell by the cases
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| Like Mase’s in God’s good graces I’ll be gracious
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| Just let me retire with his wages
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| I’m not aimless I wanna be A-list
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| Hang out with someone famous, then my friends and I would all have someone to
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| date us
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| Like Tom Hanks, Billy Blanks, Shabba Ranks or any of the Franks-
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| Stallone, Purdue, Avalon, or Delanor Roo
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| Bill Gates too-(Ew!) It’s true, all I gotta do is sell through
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| Go on tour then put out a live record real quick like Fr&ton or Badu
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| I got a cold, it’s gonna be Xmas soon and I’m getting old
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| Hi Tower? |
| Hi it’s me again, how many units we sold?
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| You mean we didn’t go platinum or like gold?
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| (Beep beep) Oh-that's my Rolls-
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| Wait-- I’m on a payphone please don’t even try to put me on hold!
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| Ok you’re all listening to my song that’s a good sign
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| So either you bought it, it’s on the radio or your friend is sayin «ha ha
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| listen to this funny song!»
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| That’s fine
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| But if that’s the case don’t even think about the blank tape
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| Take a date with your lazy ass go to Virgin or Other Music they close late
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| And in case you don’t make it visit my web site blah blah dot com
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| See old sexy pictures of me, order my record, buy the clean version for your mom
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| Santa, just one hit, one seasonal favorite
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| One tear jerker piece of commercial shit for the ages or just enough to get
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| an agent
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| Watch how fast I’d sell out, get the cash get the hell out
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| Be on VH-1 Where are They Now
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| Eatin filet mignons by the pound
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| Round baby, fat and gettin down baby
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| No need to fit in fancy clothes now baby
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| Hey get the Camera crews off my grounds!
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| Call me flash in the pan, the blonde chick who thought she could rhyme
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| Please, just let me sell a lot of records at Christmastime!
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| Come up to My Room (feat. Baron Ricks)
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| (C. Kirschner, B. Ricks)
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| Produced by R. Alston, C. Ambrose, J. Adkins, C. Kirschner &C. |
| Webster (BMI)
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| Guitar: Cezhan Ambrose Bass: Walter Sipser Bark: Louise!
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| Sit with a loved one for this one. |
| Not recommended for kids under the age of 10. |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song I Hope I Sell a lot of Records at Christmastime , by - Princess Superstar. Song from the album Last of the Great 20th Century Composers, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп