| I got a dichotomy inside of me like sodomy
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| My brain and body fight on the potty part of me wants a lobotomy
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| It’s botherin me you need to bottle me
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| Into a pill sell me at CVS next to the dill
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| Viagra for the terminally ill
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| Sick and out of control I tried Chicken Soup for the Soul
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| A dick in my hole, but that didn’t roll
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| Like grassy knoll I shoot my mouth off take my top off on
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| Get my rocks off on Prada knockoff I’m gone
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| I cop rock on the dope block I’d rather rot than cop dope
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| I’d rather snot than snort coke I cope with Diet Coke
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| No pope no beau elope alone on the low
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| No dough but for those in the know, I’m famous you know? |
| (No)
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| Sick of talk I’d rather cough sick of rap mixed with rock
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| Sick of Kid Rock makin off on the chart while I’m caught makin art
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| I’m a narc smokin trees in the dark part of the car park
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| Keep on Moving I stopped
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| Ache for home but can’t go there surrounded and lonely I don’t care
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| But you see, I really do, I do — Don’t let the look fool you
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| I’m the worst I’m the best I’m a mess I’m a stress
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| This is the first time you heard this song but then you know the rest
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| My Lex -no Lex my Tech decks are all wrecked
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| My ex is on Ex I’m a sex symbol and no sex
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| I’m shy and kinda awkward when it comes to the men
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| But I’m Princess Superstar and I got a big mouth like the men-Watch
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| I’m horny cut like Lizzie Borden fuck this biz I’m bored n keep a Source award
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| Locked in a mental ward with a guard warden
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| An oxymoron-I'm a moron and I swore on the Qu’ran I’d never be poor
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| But now I’m tourin for ½ the door
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| And watch porn at 4 in the mornin recordin the bass player snorin
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| At the Red Roof Inn while Korn gets bored at the Four Seasons
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| Hardcore and don’t drink I’m part Mormon
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| My Menorah, lawd, I got Christmas decorations
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| Impatient I’m patient paid like Peter Gatien erasin past ace education
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| My brother was once at Yale now he’s on methadone
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| Nice vacation
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| Paradox got a pair of rocks in a jewel box
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| But the type of rocks you find in ya tool box
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| Your school socks bust locks in ya mind dine
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| Like a lion pack I leave the meek behind
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| Line drive like a lineback I’m weak for weeks at a time
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| Peep me look like a prep speak like a freak
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| Lead like a sheep love animals eat lots of meat
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| White but rhyme on the beat speak at the beep
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| Are you there? |
| I can’t sleep
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| My new song is amazing but like not good enough to keep
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| I’m starving I can’t eat
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| I’m hot I got cold feet, hope you sleep better than me
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| Hope you feel better than me — My life it’s just a dichotomy
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| (And I’m smart but did I use that word properly?) |