| TAMMY: OK, but this is the last time I’m covering for you
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| TARIQ: For real, thank you Boo. |
| I love you
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| TAMMY: Love you too. |
| Buh-bye
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| TRU: Aight, the first thing we gotta do is go get you a burner
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| TARIQ: Yo, why I need a gun? |
| Yo, Tru, you said it would be easy
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| TRU: Protection, man, just protection. |
| You should have one anyway
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| TARIQ: True
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| TRU: And we need to make a stop over at Crazy’s lab. |
| He’s my weapons specialist
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| TARIQ: You mean Crazy Lou’s on 112th?
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| TRU: Yeah, he no joke with the biscuits
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| TARIQ (NARRATION): Now, Crazy Lou was always ill, but highly intelligent.
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| He was an ex-Marine Captain who got discharged for sexual misconduct with a
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| deadly weapon. |
| Ever since then, he hasn’t been the same. |
| What’s dope about
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| Crazy is that he designs as well as modifies all types of weapons.
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| He got this spot on 112th: an abandoned building, which he redesigned into a
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| metal/weapon shop. |
| Low maintenance, high security
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| CRAZY LOU: What’s the password, nerd?
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| TRU: «Enema bandit.»
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| CRAZY LOU: OK, enter slowly
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| TRU: Yo, chill man, it’s me, True! |
| I got Tariq with me
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| CRAZY LOU: Aww, fellas, come on in! |
| Welcome to Weapon World, where if you find
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| a weapon more high-powered at a lower price, I will give your girl a new weave!
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| TRU: Yeah, OK. |
| I need a weapon for my man Tariq. |
| Today is his first day
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| hustling, so I want to get him something high-powered yet economical, and…
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| CRAZY LOU: Hmmm. |
| Let me show you what I got. |
| These are my latest designs!
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| COMPUTER: Enter voice authorization sample |