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| In the place to be!
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| As it is plain to see, we be the MC's!
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| On the microphone, and I do it swell
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| I go by the name of Mista Wells!
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| Standin' next to me, on the M-I-C
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| Is my main man, Smile-Lee!
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| Standin' next to him, he do what he like
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| He go by the name of Nephew Mike!
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| And last but not least, number one in the crew:
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| He goes by the name of Howard Who!
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| [Wells] I know this chick named Tammy, a real fly shortie
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| She gets real naughty when she sips on a 40
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| And when she gets tipsy, she acts like a stunt
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| Cause a 40 and a blunt, that's all she really wants
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| [Smile] I know this freak named Bertha, the town cum-slurper
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| I fucked her in the ass till she screamed bloody murder
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| And if you see Bertha, tell her I'm gonna hurt her
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| Cause she gave me some shit that my doctor never heard of
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| [Mike] I met this honey named Anna at the Copacabana
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| Sippin' Tropicana in a calm-like manner
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| Just like a hammer, I really tried to slam her
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| Man, oh man, she drained my stamina!
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| [H. |
| Who] I know this dip named Jessica; |
| Bimos used to mess with her
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| It really didn't matter, so I still slept with her
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| It was all good, in that she gave up the kitty-cat
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| And when I was done, I said, "Good lookin' black!"
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| [Smile] I met this chick named Nessa, who favors Uncle Fester
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| I beat the bitch bloody cause she stole from my dresser
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| Bruises, knots, and multi-lacerations
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| I almost killed the bitch; |
| my lawyer got me probation
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| [Mike] I met this girl named Kim at the all-natural gym
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| Tryin' to push up was this guy named Tim
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| Who will win, is it me or him?
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| Gave her a grin and I was IN!
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| [H. |
| Who] Check it, I know this dip named Chiniqua, she lives in Masapequa
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| Got a body boomin' like a JBL speaker
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| I tried to get her, my nephew had hit her
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| So instead, I bagged her sister!
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| [Wells] I know this honey named Brenda, she lives Down South
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| Took her in the alley, put my nuts in her mouth
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| And when she got finished, I bent that ass over
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| Pulled up her skirt and proceeded to stroke her!
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| [Mike] I know this shortie named Judy with a really big booty
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| Got howdy-doody in my jacuzzi
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| The shorty got moody and that really didn' suit me
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| So now I'm tutti fruitti with her friend named Susie
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| [Wells] Now there's Christine, the freak of my dreams
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| Who gets real freaky with a can of whipped cream
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| Took her to the crib, I had to do it quick
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| And when I got finished she was jockin' cool dick!
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| [Smile] I met a chick named Irma, no ass firmer
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| When it came to suckin' dicks she was a real fast learner
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| She packed an automatic, she always had static
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| People call her Irma, but I call her Hump-a-matic
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| [H. |
| Who] I know this dip named Tasha, she worked at Red Lobster
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| She wanted to get nice so I bought her some Vodka
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| Gave her a joint, went to Huds Point
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| Then I drove her wild like AJ Floyd
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| [Smile] I know a freak named Lucy, her lips were mad juicy
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| She got sent away because she ate a baby's coochie
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| She was a real hottie, she acted kinda snotty
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| She worked at the mall, but she stole a dead body
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| [Wells] There's this honey named Angie with a fat ass-crack
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| Killing Me Softly, like Roberta Flack
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| But when I saw her sister, it really didn't matter
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| So I had to step off, cause the booty was FATTER!! |