Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The World's a Stage (A Dramady), artist - Prince Paul. Date of issue: 24.06.1996
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
The World's a Stage (A Dramady) |
| Yeah, yeah yeah, thank you for having me |
| MY girl is cheap. |
| She's so cheap...... |
| I told her to goes to Blockbuster |
| And rent me FIVE FINGERS OF DEATH! |
| (crowd laughs) |
| She come back with FOUR fingers! |
| (crowd laughs) |
| I was like "AIN'T THAT A BIP!" |
| You know what I'm sayin? |
| So, so I'm watchin' Barney, right...."OOOII LOOOVE YOUUUUU....." |
| And, and the nigga just have a heart attack! |
| (crowd laughs loudly and cheers) |
| So....so, I go into Foot Locker cause I want some new shoes! |
| I take my shoes off, everybody fall out |
| (crowd laughs) |
| Got me some new Timbs, some Nikes, some socks, everythang! |
| And lemme see, lemme see.... |
| Oh yeah, oh yeah ohyeahyeah, I'm at the gas station..... |
| This nigga come up....wipin' my windows, askin me do I have 50 cents? |
| I told him 'no!' |
| (crowd laughs loudly and cheers) |
| Ahhh, ah, ah, eh eh, oh OOOOOUUURH....yeah |
| Mister Shaquiiiiile O'Neal! |
| Give it up for this guy, ladies and gentlemen! |
| (crowd laughs loudly) |
| Boy got a shoe size of a milk carton |
| Ten gallon hat wearin'...... |
| (crowd continues laughing) |
| So...so....so I'm at Pathmark buyin' lightbulbs, right? |
| And I see this ooold girl I wanted to get back with in high school.... |
| Still wearing those same curlers...... |
| Slippers and a bathrobe |
| Talkin bout "I'se hungry!" |
| (crowd laughs) |
| Uh, how come all the |
| Only the 500 pound women wanna go in the diet section? |
| (ha ha ha ha, I DON'T KNOW HOW THE ....) |
| Yeah, um, so, um....so..... |
| I saw your mother the other day, right.....right... |
| She had on this sweatshirt! |
| It said....U.C.L.A. |
| on it! |
| I was like "Well GODDAMN! I didn't know YOU went to college! |
| She said "I didn't! My name is Ucla!" |
| (crowd laughs and cheers wildly) |
| Mother's feet so long.... |
| She sit on the top of the Golden Gate Bridge, and get her toes wet! |
| (crowd continues laughing) |
| Play hopscotch like this: |
| Connecticut....Maine.....Boston...Mississippi.... |
| Big short neck havin'..... |
| So, so lazy, live on the 5th floor, got in the elevator... |
| Pushed 2 twice and then.... |
| Twice and then said "fuck it!" |
| Walked up the steps |
| Teeth so yellow I can make lemonade with it! |
| (crowd laughs loudly) |
| I mean....like Wu-Tang say |
| "Sunshine falls upon a rainy day.....skies are grey" |
| (they're laughing at me) |
| (they're laughing at me) |
| (they're laughing at me) |
| (stop laughing!) |
| (stop it! stop laughing!) |