Lyrics My First Day - Prince Paul, Chris Rock

My First Day

MALE CRACKHEAD: Yo-yo-yo, baby.
I’m back, a nigga back.
And you know what I did
just for you?
I brought you some more customers
MALE CRACKHEAD #2: Aye, what’s up, baby?
We tryna get it and make it happen.
I heard you the new man on the block!
TARIQ: Pssh!
And?
MALE CRACKHEAD: Well, if you asking me, I— I think that entitles me to a
discount.
Mmm… Discount…
TARIQ: Like what, yo?
MALE CRACKHEAD: Like, free, nigga!
TARIQ: Yo, you bugging!
I don’t get down like that.
Cash money, son!
MALE CRACKHEAD: Cash?
Come on, cut a brother some slack.
Bitch!
See,
I bring you mad customers.
I look out, I look out— I do whatever you need.
W-w-w-wait, I got it, I got it.
How ‘bout I hook you up with a brand new Rolex?
Look at that, look at that, look at that.
Yeah, look nice, right?
TARIQ: Ayo, for real, yo.
That shit faker than a motherfucker.
You need to back
up with that shit, for real.
You need to go ‘head with that shit
MALE CRACKHEAD: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
You— Y-You know, you got one of
them, uh, Timexes, okay.
You cool with that.
How ‘bout I give you my girl right
here?
FEMALE CRACKHEAD: Please…
MALE CRACKHEAD: She don’t care!
She don’t give a fuck.
She— She’ll clean your
house, she’ll iron your clothes, she’ll tune up your car, she’ll wash your
baseball caps.
She don’t give a fuck!
TARIQ: Yo, what the fuck I’ma do with this crackhead bitch, man?
MALE CRACKHEAD: Hey-hey-hey now, man, now— Ain’t gon' have none of that shit,
man.
Don’t be dissing my girl, now, shit.
I beat your ass so bad,
you be the only nigga in heaven with a wheelchair
TARIQ: Whatever, yo.
Strictly cash
MALE CRACKHEAD (*whispering*): Okay, okay, okay.
Hey, man.
Look, look.
Don’t tell nobody this.
I’ma offer you this.
Only you.
I did this once before.
Check this out.
I’ll suck your dick for a hit.
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I know you can’t tell: I sucks a mean dick, see?
I hung out with them
crack bitches for so long.
I watched them suck dick, and I studied their
technique
TARIQ: The fuck?
Is you crazy, yo?
Back up with that shit, man.
What you
talking about?
MALE CRACKHEAD: Aight, how ‘bout I toss your salad?
TARIQ: Toss my salad?
What?
Yo, what did I say, B?
MALE CRACKHEAD: How ‘bout I butter your corn?
If you don’t like that,
I’ll put cheese in your macaroni!
Yo, yo, man, it’s hard being hooked, man!
It is hard being hooked!