Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song No Sex, artist - Chris Rock. Album song Bigger & Blacker, in the genre Date of issue: 31.12.1998
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Skg
Song language: English
No Sex |
| Ladies and gentlemen. |
| of the G.E.D. |
| class of 1999 |
| I have one piece of advice for you |
| No matter what a stripper tells you |
| There’s no sex in the Champagne Room. |
| NONE! |
| Oh there’s CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room |
| But you don’t want champagne. |
| you want sex |
| And there’s no sex in the Champagne Room |
| Don’t go to parties with metal detectors |
| Sure it feels safe inside; |
| but what about |
| All those niggas waitin outside with guns? |
| They know you ain’t got one. |
| If a woman tells you she’s 20 and looks 16. she’s 12 |
| If she tells you she’s 26, and looks 26, she’s damn near 40 |
| Take off that silly-ass hat |
| The O.D.B. |
| couldn’t have possibly committed all those crimes |
| Coolio did some of that shit |
| Young black men -- if you go to a movie theater |
| And someone steps on your foot, let it SLIIIDE |
| Why spend the next twenty years in jail |
| Cause someone smudged your Puma? |
| Cornbread -- ain’t nuttin wrong with thatt |
| No matter what you think of what I’m sayin |
| Remember this one thing: there is no sex, in the Champagne Room |
| Ooooohh… |
| No sex in the Champagne Room |
| No sex in the Champagne Room |
| No sex in the Champagne Room |
| No sex in the Champagne Room |
| No sex in the Champagne Room |
| No sex in the Champagne Room |
| Absolutely, positively, no sex in the Champagnnnne, Room |
| No… no-ohhhhh… |
| If a homeless person has a funny sign |
| He hasn’t been homeless that long |
| A REAL homeless person is too hungry to be funny |
| If a girl has a pierced tongue, she’ll probably suck your dick |
| (That'd be great) |
| If a guy has a pierced tongue, he’ll probably suck your dick |
| (I don’t want that, no) |
| Here’s a horoscope for everyone: |
| Aquarius: You’re gonna die |
| Capricorn: You’re gonna die |
| Gemini: You’re gonna die TWICE |
| Leo: You’re gonna die |
| Scorpio: You’re gonna die fuckin' (Oh yeah) |
| No one goes to Hooters for wings (No no no) |
| If you’ve been dating a man for four months |
| And you haven’t met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend! |
| Some of the things I’ve said may not apply to you |
| Some of the things I’ve said may offend you |
| But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing |
| No matter what a stripper says |
| There’s no sex in the Champagne Room |
| NONE |
| No sex in the Champagne Room |
| Said no sex in the Champagne Room |
| No sex in the Champagne Room |
| No no sex in the Champagne Room |
| No sex in the Champagne Room |
| Can’t get none, uhh |
| Can’t have none, nah |
| In the Champagne Room |
| Said there’s absolutely, positively |
| No sex in the Champagne Room |
| Said no. |
| no. |
| Said no-ohhhh. |
| Said Chris said. |
| There ain’t no sex |
| In the Champagne Room. |
| no. |
| no. |
| no. |
| Can’t get none, ahh |
| Can’t have none. |
| *fades* |