Lyrics Weaves / Color Contacts - Chris Rock

Weaves / Color Contacts

A lot of weaves what’s up with that shit man
What is up with this weave bullshit
Who thought of that
Who said you know what I like in a woman
A big hunk of phony hair
Shit is disgusting
Feel the shit in the back what the fuck is wrong
You think you got yourself a fucking princess
You feel big lump in her head is the shit man
Can’t get through you need a map to get through the bitches
Head and shit
Oh I guess I gotta make a left over here huh
Weaves use to be nice way back in the day It’s when
They use to cost money
Ya know, way back when like Diana Ross got like the
First weave
Use to look nice shit now shit you can get a weave with a full
Tank of gas
Ha fill up on weave
Check your weave mam?
You ever see a girl with OW
You know what OW is Obvious Weave
When you don’t even wonder about it
Some girls will get a good weave
And they’ll walk in a room you''ll be like god damn she is fine
Is that her hair?
is that a weave?
I dont give a fuck
Imma talk to her anyway
And some girls soon as they walk in the room (Weave)
Weave alert just goes off and shit