
Date of issue: 31.12.2005
Record label: Virgin
Song language: English
Two Or Three Spectres |
«I understand profit and without that, it’s no use |
Why don’t you go away and write commercial songs; |
Come back in three years, that shouldn’t be too long…» |
He’s a joker and an acrobat |
A record exec. |
in a Mayfair flat |
With Altec speakers wall to wall |
A Radford and a Revox and through it all he plays |
Strictly nowhere Muzak |
«Hey, listen, baby, this band’s got a lot of soul… |
If we can beat that out of them I see a disc of gold! |
Give them an image, maybe glitter, maybe sex |
Maybe outrage, maybe elegance — |
How about as nervous wrecks?» |
Signs up the product at two percent |
Justified by vinyl shortage and the increased rent |
On the yacht he has to hire to make his pitch at Midem |
And all the press receptions for his business friends |
Who spill their Taittinger upon the floor |
While the band sip English lager just outside the door |
Treble, alto, bass clefs on the page |
Crotchets, quavers, minims all the rage |
But you’ll never find a pound note in the score — |
It’s there when it’s strictly merchandise |
Through all the propagated lies about what the whole thing’s for |
He’ll make you a star, he’ll make you so famous |
That all you desire is to be left nameless |
Drained of all you felt you had to offer at the start |
He knows what eats your heart |
That’s too bad |
Not without blame, either, are the gentlemen of the press: |
You can talk about the state of music |
They will write about your dress |
Play them the new album, they will say it’s great (or not) — |
When the articles come out, they’re all about |
How many dogs you’ve got |
God to keep the human interest high |
And the hacks are only too willing to comply |
Pander to the ego, build up frail men as gods — |
But somewhere in the process, the prime purpose is forgotten |
Now I bet you thought that was a hard line to sing |
But I’ve done it anyway, it’s my thing! |
Groupies offer their bodies, the hangers-on their coke; |
It’s all very jolly — what a joke! |
Fellini creatures cluster round the dressing-room |
The heavenly bodies all got to have their moons |
In the cult of the superman the music plays a supporting role |
And far more important is the shape of his nose |
The size of his codpiece and the cut of his clothes… |
Soul and feeling always take second place |
To the bump and grind of a Fender bass |
Frankly, most musicians bore me — but not as much as those |
Who chase the glory to bask in reflected light |
Making the man much more important |
Than his arpeggios and mordants |
When it’s the other way that’s right |
On the values by which this world makes its heroes |
Then the best violinist ever was Nero |
Because he had the most Press |
And his fire gimmick was simply the best |
We got the live thing too |
The Human Zoo: |
Ten thousand arms are raised, just like the Hitler Youth — |
Might think you were at Nuremberg, if it weren’t for all the groovers |
Ten thousand peace signs mark the entry of the sax |
Ten thousand peace signs |
But they’re different from the back |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Airport | 2005 |
Forsaken Gardens | 2005 |
Open Your Eyes | 2005 |
People You Were Going To | 2005 |
Mirror Images | 2005 |
The Institute Of Mental Health, Burning | 2005 |
Pompeii | 2005 |
The Birds | 1970 |
Nadir's Big Chance | 1992 |
Been Alone So Long | 1992 |
The Lie (Bernini's Saint Theresa) | 2005 |
Red Shift | 2005 |
Time Heals | 2005 |
A Way Out | 2009 |
Rubicon | 2005 |
A Louse Is Not A Home | 2005 |
(No More) The Sub Mariner | 1973 |
Faint Heart And The Sermon | 2005 |
Again | 1973 |
Wilhelmina | 1992 |