| «I understand profit and without that, it’s no use
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| Why don’t you go away and write commercial songs;
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| Come back in three years, that shouldn’t be too long…»
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| He’s a joker and an acrobat
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| A record exec. |
| in a Mayfair flat
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| With Altec speakers wall to wall
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| A Radford and a Revox and through it all he plays
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| Strictly nowhere Muzak
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| «Hey, listen, baby, this band’s got a lot of soul…
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| If we can beat that out of them I see a disc of gold!
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| Give them an image, maybe glitter, maybe sex
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| Maybe outrage, maybe elegance —
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| How about as nervous wrecks?»
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| Signs up the product at two percent
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| Justified by vinyl shortage and the increased rent
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| On the yacht he has to hire to make his pitch at Midem
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| And all the press receptions for his business friends
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| Who spill their Taittinger upon the floor
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| While the band sip English lager just outside the door
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| Treble, alto, bass clefs on the page
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| Crotchets, quavers, minims all the rage
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| But you’ll never find a pound note in the score —
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| It’s there when it’s strictly merchandise
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| Through all the propagated lies about what the whole thing’s for
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| He’ll make you a star, he’ll make you so famous
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| That all you desire is to be left nameless
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| Drained of all you felt you had to offer at the start
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| He knows what eats your heart
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| That’s too bad
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| Not without blame, either, are the gentlemen of the press:
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| You can talk about the state of music
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| They will write about your dress
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| Play them the new album, they will say it’s great (or not) —
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| When the articles come out, they’re all about
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| How many dogs you’ve got
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| God to keep the human interest high
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| And the hacks are only too willing to comply
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| Pander to the ego, build up frail men as gods —
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| But somewhere in the process, the prime purpose is forgotten
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| Now I bet you thought that was a hard line to sing
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| But I’ve done it anyway, it’s my thing!
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| Groupies offer their bodies, the hangers-on their coke;
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| It’s all very jolly — what a joke!
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| Fellini creatures cluster round the dressing-room
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| The heavenly bodies all got to have their moons
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| In the cult of the superman the music plays a supporting role
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| And far more important is the shape of his nose
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| The size of his codpiece and the cut of his clothes…
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| Soul and feeling always take second place
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| To the bump and grind of a Fender bass
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| Frankly, most musicians bore me — but not as much as those
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| Who chase the glory to bask in reflected light
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| Making the man much more important
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| Than his arpeggios and mordants
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| When it’s the other way that’s right
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| On the values by which this world makes its heroes
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| Then the best violinist ever was Nero
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| Because he had the most Press
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| And his fire gimmick was simply the best
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| We got the live thing too
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| The Human Zoo:
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| Ten thousand arms are raised, just like the Hitler Youth —
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| Might think you were at Nuremberg, if it weren’t for all the groovers
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| Ten thousand peace signs mark the entry of the sax
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| Ten thousand peace signs
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| But they’re different from the back |