Translation of the song lyrics Dex 2000 - Parazitii

Dex 2000 (original)

Editia de azi a emisiunii noastre are ca invitati 8 personalitati de marca
Impreuna cu care vom explica succint cateva cuvinte foarte uzitate
Cred ca ar fi o idee buna sa incepem cu cuvantul
Pula
Unicul cuvant care te umple in gura
Membrul de sub patura de natura dat
Element bizar il are in pantaloni orice cacanar
Un cuvant sumar care atarna greu baza evolutiei
Din epoca de piatra spre epoca de fier
Pare a fi taraie buca cu ochii reci
Ai un setar de dinti demonstrativ te ineci
2 silabe de carne intre 2 palme am explicat cuvantul pula
Trecem mai departe
Sloboz
Substanta care apare des in coltul gurii
Reprezinta rezultatul lipicios al dracu
Inghitit in sila slobozit din mila
Cimenteaza clar o relatie stabila
Foarte indicat in tratamentul pentru ten
Vindeca rapid complicatiile de orice gen
E obtinut in graba prin laba de isterice din vremuri istorice
Un conducator de boli venerice (ce pula mea)…
Reprezint zona zoster (futi tare) si te fut la creier
Reprezint zona zoster (futi tare) am sa-ti bag in gura doar dictionare
Muie
Buze pe mat si voie buna
Ai genunchii la urechi si-o pula-nfipta-n gura
Lumina lunii te bate in ceafa
Stai aplicata de unde si expresia faci beregata
Ai probleme de mandibula
Vezi abdomen la orizont
Te iei in gura in pula cu un vagabont
In direct de la poarta cortului
Relatare de la baza gatului
Vocabular…
Un copil de 9 ani te-njura ca la scoala
De mama care de fapt i-o doamna
Un personaj integru face dragoste nu fute
Nu se scarpina la coaie se maseaza incet in baie
Modul meu de exprimare brevetat in cartier
Oare sunt obscen
Pentru noi ati inventat vocabular pervers… de lemn.-

Dex 2000 (translation)

Today's edition of our show has as guests 8 brand personalities
Together with which we will briefly explain some very common words
I think it would be a good idea to start with the word
Dick
The only word that fills your mouth
The limb under the blanket of a given nature
Every cacanar has a bizarre element in his pants
A brief word that hardly weighs the basis of evolution
From the Stone Age to the Iron Age
It looks like a cold-eyed piece
You have a set of demonstrative teeth drowning
2 syllables of meat between 2 palms I explained the word cock
Let's move on
free
The substance that often appears in the corner of the mouth
It's the damn sticky result
Swallowed in force free from pity
Clearly cement a stable relationship
Very suitable for skin treatment
It quickly cures complications of any kind
It is hastily obtained through the hysterical paw of historical times
A venereal disease leader (what a dick)…
I represent the shingles area (fuck hard) and fuck your brain
I represent the shingles area (fuck hard), I'll just put dictionaries in your mouth
blow job
Matte lips and good cheer
You have your knees to your ears and a dick stuck in your mouth
The moonlight hits you in the back of the head
Stay applied where you make the expression look
You have a jaw problem
See abdomen on the horizon
You take your cock in your mouth with a tramp
Live from the tent gate
Report from the base of the neck
Vocabulary…
A 9-year-old swears at you like at school
The mother who is actually his lady
An honest character makes love not fucks
Do not scratch the balls, massage them slowly in the bathroom
My patented way of expressing myself in the neighborhood
Am I obscene?
For us you have invented perverse vocabulary… wooden.-