Translation of the song lyrics Bem - Parazitii

Bem (original)

Am un ficat ofticat care nu ma sufera
Im bate-n tzeava-ncet de la prima bere care-oncep
E nemultzumit ca bem cu naveta
Dupa capul multora ar trebui sa bem cu pipeta
Obositor, nu sunt un-ncepator
De mic copil am descoperit ca sunt un consumator
Drama vietzii mele, prima gagica a mea
Avea o fatza de desfacator de bere
Nu beau de plictiseala nu-i o boala e-un fel de sport
Intreb ficatu' «te Doare?»
…"sunt deacord!"
Si mai departe is prea obosit sa mai tastez .e destul
Bistrita Rulzzzzzzzz !!!

Bem (translation)

I have a sore liver that doesn't hurt
I've been beating myself up slowly since the first beer I started
He's unhappy that he's drinking with the shuttle
After the head of many we should pipette
Tired, I'm not a beginner
As a child, I discovered that I am a consumer
The drama of my life, my first babe
He had the face of a brewer
I don't drink from boredom, it's not a disease, it's a kind of sport
I ask the liver "Does it hurt?"
…"I agree!"
And still it's too tired to type. It's enough
Bistrita Rulzzzzzzzz !!!