Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bender V Panda, artist - Pandaraps.
Date of issue: 30.04.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Bender V Panda |
Hell froze over |
Red rover, red rover |
Better get yo' ass moving fo' the snow get colder |
Fo' yo' soul get frozen |
How’m I s'posed to let it go |
When mah hopes get dashed, by dis bleak weatha forecast |
All I wanted were som' sunny days |
But they never seem to come to me |
Tried to get him out his dungarees |
Never got past having lunch with me |
Guess it's funny now in some degree |
But funny people seem to fucking reek |
Like CKs otha hand that's not touching on the telephone |
Keep it bouncing like the hands up on the mutha fuckin' |
metronome |
And ballad out like let it go |
Singing Elsa touched my testicles |
Damn, why you gotta ruin children's movies for the spectacle |
(Get papa up on the scene, baby) |
Rain rain, go away |
Don’t come again |
Or I'll fucking spray some shots into the air |
Like every concert, every fucking day |
Or a gathering or child's play |
But who give a fuck about the gun laws |
It’s America, go out and get more guns today |
On discount, with no background check and bullets free if |
you buy 6 now! |
And place you dick up on an eagles chest |
I see you, yes, but I ain't hearing shit, cancel culture |
talking waste |
Who counter culture when the culture start gustapoing every |
lil' word we fucking say |
Yoooo true day bro, true dat bro |
But double fuck these alt right nazis |
Modern fascist, looking walking assholes |
Shit falling out they mouth holes |
Make them seem like need more fiber in they diet |
I’m a San Francisco giant, and I ain't even watch the |
sport bro |
Fuck a sport bro, eat digirnos, and then pop on another |
porno |
I’m basic that's fo' sho do |
I’m basic that's fo' sho do |
Great British Bake Off be my show tho |
Man, where the fuck is toto |
I’m just tryna click my heels and go home |
Naaahhh bitch |
You staying right here with old Mister Bender |
No escape and no sequester, I'll be here the whole |
semester |
Throwing punches like Sylvester, it's a rocky situation |
When there two people in the same body straight pacen |
Think there can only be one |
Bitch, get ready for the art of war it's all szu under |
the sun |
No reprise ‘bout to come, I'ma end you right here |
Strike fear in yo' heart till impacts your whole career |
Youse a deer |
I’m a mountain lion |
I’m a eat yo' ass whole |
Bitch, you look like Bill O'Reilly constipated in the cold |
Bitch, you ain't nothin' without me |
Come and get some more |
I’m everything ever you wanted |
I’m the answers that you've known |
I’m demon in yo' closet |
And I'm coming for your soul |
I’m get and when I grab it |
I swear that shit is going cold |
I’m a ten headed dragon, you can't catch inside your dome |
Screaming baby won't love me, won't you love me a little |
more |
Ummmmmmmm noooooooo |
Bye bye |
Oh how time flies |
When lost on how you lost one of your nine lives |
I’m pumpin' up my drive |
‘Til I hit a hills peak |
And I fly straight into the sun |
In a 88 celica the color of my cum |
Under the barrel of a gun |
That I know is self imposed |
Screaming baby, won't you love me |
Won’t you love me a little more |