| Well it’s harder than hell to go to work right now
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| My boss is a jerk and he smells like a cow
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| Payments are late and I can’t get a break
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| Well I can’t catch that, but I can catch a fish
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| Texas rig it up and give it a cast
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| Hoping I can catch me a big old bass
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| Flip her in the boat and give her a kiss
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| Well I can’t get a girl (Pssh, ah well)
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| But I can catch a fish, reel it on in
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| Take a little selfie to show all of my friends
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| Cause I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick
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| Impressin' all the girls while they’re tannin' on the bank
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| Grab a little hook, bait a nightcrawler
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| Hold down a second, something’s peckin' at my bobber
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| Hooks set in the lip, makes me want to take a dip
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| Have your buddy take the pic, yeah
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| I can catch a fish
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| Well I called in sick, and wet a line
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| My boss done had it for the last time
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| I grab a jig and I give it a pitch
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| I can’t go to work (No way)
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| But I can catch a fish, reel it on in
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| Take a little selfie to show all of my friends
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| Cause I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick
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| Impressin' all the girls while they’re tannin' on the bank
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| Grab a little hook, bait a nightcrawler
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| Hold down a second, something’s peckin' at my bobber
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| Hooks set in the lip, makes me want to take a dip
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| Have your buddy take the pic, yeah
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| I can catch a fish
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| Now I don’t know what you want to do
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| But if you got some plastic worms and a pinch of chew
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| Meet me at the lake where I caught that eight
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| Okay, fine, maybe it was fake
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| But I can catch a fish, reel it on in
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| Take a little selfie to show all of my friends
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| Cause I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick
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| Impressin' all the girls while they’re tannin' on the bank
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| Grab a little hook, bait a nightcrawler
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| Hold down a second, something’s peckin' at my bobber
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| Hooks set in the lip, makes me want to take a dip
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| Have your buddy take the pic, yeah
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| I can catch a fish
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| Woah dude I think I got one
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| Oh, man, it’s just a stick
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| I think I caught a stick
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| It’s a tree pounder man
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| I can catch a fish, catch a fish
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| I can catch a fish, catch a fish, catch a fish, catch a fish |