Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Masturbate, artist - outlaw. Date of issue: 13.02.2019
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Masturbate |
| Woke up, it’s a blue balls day |
| Think I’m gonna need somethin' for the pain |
| Staring at the poster on my wall |
| That’s my cousin I’mma give her a call |
| Check my tender and OkCupid |
| Kept swipin' right then I felt really stupid |
| I found my mom up on this app |
| Swipe left, swipe right |
| Or should I fap? |
| I’m just out here, thinking I’m screwed |
| Girls don’t like me 'less I give 'em the booze |
| I try so hard, «really what’s the use?» |
| Farmersonly.com will have to do |
| Why, oh, why won’t you just date me? |
| When I all I want is respect |
| But she won’t give up the sex |
| Why, oh, why do girls hate me? |
| I just wanna pop my cherry |
| But not with her she’s hairy |
| I am so frickin' hard |
| No one to screw today |
| I guess I’ll lay around and masturbate (masturbate) |
| I am so frickin' hard |
| No one to screw today |
| I guess I’ll lay around and masturbate (masturbate) |
| Can’t wait to do it, and tell my friends |
| Why is intercourse so hard to comprehend? |
| All this stress gonna make me a stoner |
| Watch Judge Judy then I got me a boner |
| Man I really wanna plant my seed |
| Knot on my stomach I can feel it when I breathe |
| I’m starting to think my life’s a joke |
| If you smelled my hand you’d probably choke |
| Why, oh, why won’t you just sext me? |
| When all I want is your boobs |
| Turned off my cloud now send nudes |
| Why, oh, why when I say pretty please? |
| You don’t respond and then you block me |
| And then you call the cops on me |
| I am so frickin' hard |
| No one to screw today |
| I guess I’ll lay around and masturbate (masturbate) |
| I am so frickin' hard |
| No one to screw today |
| I guess I’ll lay around and masturbate (masturbate) |
| Message from Beth on my cell phone |
| She said «Come over, but bring a comb» |
| Yes I’m desperate, I need that beaver |
| Brought seven combs, i’m an overachiever |
| Arrived at her house, and I popped them pills |
| Saw her cooche and got the chills |
| Taken of my clothes, while I twirl |
| Fell and her phone went live to the world |
| Your friends are hard right now |
| Your parents are hard right now |
| That hot chick’s hard right now |
| That cop is hard right now |
| The cameraman’s hard right now |
| Your priest is hard right now |
| Everyone’s hard as fuck right now |
| I think that means I’m going down! |
| I am so frickin' hard |
| She let me screw today |
| I better turn this off and penetrate (penetrate) |
| I am so frickin' hard |
| She let me screw today |
| I better turn this off and penetrate (penetrate) |
| -Whisper |
| I’m gonna penetrate you |