Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song She Looks Better After Every Beer, artist - outlaw. Date of issue: 26.07.2013
Song language: English
She Looks Better After Every Beer |
| Keep it on goin' |
| Keep it on goin' |
| Keep it on goin' |
| Keep-keep-keep it on goin' |
| Yellow |
| Keep it on goin' |
| Keep it on goin' |
| Keep it on goin' |
| Keep-keep-keep |
| Well I met her at a bar |
| We made it in her car |
| Where everything was good 'til my buzz went afar |
| I looked at her face and what did I see? |
| It looked like a cow all the way from Tennessee |
| I hopped in my truck some trunks |
| I couldn’t believe what I done just done |
| My boys made up somethin' bigger than the sun |
| Now I understand why my legs went numb |
| Couple days later I was itchin' for some fun |
| Thought I’d go to church and maybe pick up a nun |
| But that didn’t happen 'cause you know who was theres? |
| The same dang girl size 50 underwears |
| She put me on her shoulder like a bag of tomatoes |
| We went to all the beer and potatoes |
| I got so drunk 'cause the beer was ice cold |
| Nothin' 'cause she wouldn’t let me go |
| Like all them taters she went to the pot I was real close and all I heard was |
| fartin' |
| Smelled like the rear end of a dead squirrel |
| Then somethin' weird happened in my eyes and she came out lookin' like Donna |
| She was smokin' baby |
| Yellow |
| I looked at her and she looked at me |
| Eyes lit up like a Christmas tree |
| I walked up to her said «Honeybee |
| Don’t you worry next round’s on me» |
| Started takin' pictures of the tasty brew |
| I drank so much that I had to use a lou |
| I peed all over that toilet seat |
| And I didn’t even clean it 'cause I couldn’t miss a pinch |
| She started lookin' better after every beer |
| A hell lot better than a white tail deer |
| If I wasn’t so drunk I’da made her my wife |
| Even though sober she’s a fat Betty White |
| That big ol' hunk of woman said it’s time to go |
| She lifted me up and stumbled 'cross the floor |
| I reached in my pocket and threw a fat tip |
| We got out side and this is what we did |
| We old bar |
| We made love in her car |
| My buzz was still good from all that PBR |
| I looked in her face and what did I see? |
| She looked like a model all the way from Italy |
| I hopped in my truck and hollered I was done |
| I couldn’t believe what I done just done |
| I made love with someone with a motor for a bum |
| Now we’re expectin' a little little son |
| Well moral of the story y’all is |
| Instead of makin' love to a cow from a bar |
| Ha, you’re better off makin' love to a cow from a farm |
| Ha, it’s uh, it’s cheaper and uh, well kinda feels good too |
| Moo |
| Oh, shut up, keep it on goin' |