| I know one day my prince will come, | 
| no need for him to be well hung. | 
| He will have other qualities, | 
| some of which you’ve never seen before. | 
| I struggled in my girlish mind | 
| trying so hard to dream up my own Mister Right, | 
| but not a single vision ever came to me, | 
| such is the love that is not meant to be… | 
| Oh, illusive amphibian, in on a poisonous scheme, | 
| in his invitrious house dwells the old sham of a beast. | 
| Beware, the walls are made of glass, | 
| yes, all here imitates life, | 
| and the symptoms of your sadness | 
| are the key to this place. | 
| There are two precious holes left in the transparent lid: | 
| once in a gesture of hope | 
| glued to the barrel’s sharpest edge: | 
| The larger one of the tunnels | 
| allows the channelled waters to flow, | 
| because the other one’s the exit-door | 
| where the air comes and goes. | 
| The bubbles of the spectacle | 
| unfold their magic, obscene. | 
| The offered rivers all turn lethal | 
| as the large toad disappears; | 
| through veils of sickest transformation | 
| the boldest of all gestures is born: | 
| the miniature of a prince appears, | 
| and he’s dancing on the crystal floor! | 
| It is imperative now to empty your bladder and bowels, | 
| in only three glorious days | 
| the prince stretches and grows. | 
| All to his pre-destined size, | 
| bearing love’s promise of life …- | 
| through the disease of a toy we face our secret desire. | 
| I know one day my prince will come, | 
| no need for him to be well hung. | 
| He will have other qualities, | 
| some of which you’ve never seen before. | 
| I struggled in my girlish mind | 
| trying so hard to dream up my own Mister Right, | 
| but not a single vision ever came to me, | 
| as I was polishing the armoury… | 
| Gone is all fragile beauty | 
| the good fairies have called, | 
| once the tide of the fourth day washes over the shores. | 
| Grown into arduous angles, all distorted and wrong, | 
| so grotesque beyond comprehension | 
| a royal dick tries to come. |