Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sex Training, artist - Ninja Sex Party. Date of issue: 16.07.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Sex Training |
| So you want to be a great lover |
| Ninja Sex Party will help you train |
| So much knowledge to discover |
| We’ll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain |
| Let’s go! |
| It’s time for sex training |
| Put on your weightlifting gloves and a thong |
| You’ve been chosen by angels |
| Now you’re the master of your destiny and your shlong |
| Lesson one |
| You need to sharpen your senses |
| So get in the closet and contemplate boobs |
| We’ll wait out here with your girlfriend |
| Unrelated question: |
| Where do you keep all your lube? |
| Rock on! |
| Now stay in that closet |
| You rule! |
| And also we locked you inside |
| There is no reason to doubt us |
| This is what happens when science and romance collide |
| Lesson two |
| Now you should buy us all nachos |
| But not for yourself. |
| You’re training. |
| No food! |
| And get an energy drink for your girlfriend |
| She needs to rehydrate |
| Although we’ve been giving her fluids |
| Oh yeah! |
| You don’t have to pay us |
| We’re just happy that we could help |
| You can come back in an hour |
| Fondle my balls! |
| Sorry. |
| I was talking to someone else |
| You’re now a total dickmaster |
| All hail the Lord of Vaginas and Time! |
| Go forth and satisfy millions |
| Oh by the way we’ll have sex with your girl at the chime |
| Yay! |