Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Everybody Shut Up (I Have an Erection), artist - Ninja Sex Party.
Date of issue: 16.07.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Everybody Shut Up (I Have an Erection) |
Oh my god, Stacy! |
Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week? |
You went out with Steve? |
He’s so cute! |
I know! |
He took me out to this little restaurant- |
Everybody shut up! |
I have an erection |
It only happens 87 times a day |
Just stop what you’re doing |
And witness penis perfection |
This is more important than what you have to say! |
Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect |
Now let’s all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect |
Your spirit’s in peace, no need to call the police |
Please hold your applause |
In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence, |
I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but… Mrs. Donnovan! |
Everybody shut up! |
I have an erection |
If Justice is blind, she’s gonna miss this display |
It’s hard as steel but still evaded metal detection |
This is more important than what you have to say! |
Judge, don’t give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see |
This pillar of awesome that’s sticking straight out of me |
Who could argue a case with so much dick in your face? |
Please hold your applause |
Do you ever take a moment |
And look up at the stars? |
And think about your life |
And just how stupid you are |
If it makes you feel better |
I’m a fucking rock star |
With an amazing penis |
But enough about you |
Let’s focus more on my crotch |
It’s as tangy as whiskey |
And hits you harder than scotch |
You might not get what I’m sayin' |
So just sit back and watch |
Look, (gasp!) it’s still my penis |
Ladies and gentlemen, as president of the United States, I must sometimes make |
grave decisions. |
I come to you today to tell you that the United States has decided to declare |
war on- |
Shut up! |
Mr. President, I have an erection! |
Here’s a tricky dick that cannot be impeached |
Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election |
This is more important than your boring-ass speech! |
For one nation, indivisible under God |
We all stand together and peep my glorious rod |
Hey, those guys look fun, oh wait, are they holding guns? |
Please hold your app- |