
Date of issue: 15.05.2011
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
O'Malley's Bar |
I am tall and I am thin |
Of an enviable hight |
And I’ve been known to be quite handsome |
In a certain angle and in certain light |
Well I entered into O’Malley’s |
Said, O’Malley I have a thirst |
O’Malley merely smiled at me Said You wouldn’t be the first |
I knocked on the bar and pointed |
To a bottle on the shelf |
And as O’Malley poured me out a drink |
I sniffed and crossed myself |
My hand decided that the time was nigh |
And for a moment it slipped from view |
And when it returned, it fairly burned |
With confidence anew |
Well the thunder from my steely fist |
Made all the glasses jangle |
When I shot him, I was so handsome |
It was the light, it was the angle |
Huh! |
Hmmmmmm |
Neighbours! |
I cried, Friends! |
I screamed |
I banged my fist upon the bar |
I bear no grudge against you! |
And my dick felt long and hard |
I am the man for which no God waits |
But for which the whole world yearns |
I’m marked by darkness and by blood |
And one thousand powder-burns |
Well, you know those fish with the swollen lips |
That clean the ocean floor |
When I looked at poor O’Malley’s wife |
That’s exactly what I saw |
I jammed the barrel under her chin |
And her face looked raw and vicious |
Her head it landed in the sink |
With all the dirty dishes |
Her little daughter Siobhan |
Pulled beers from dusk till down |
And amongst the townfolk she was a bit of a joke |
But she pulled the best beer in town |
I swooped magnificent upon her |
As she sat shivering in her grief |
Like the Madonna painted on the church-house wall |
In whale’s blood and banana leaf |
Her throat it crumbled in my fist |
And I spun heroically around |
To see Caffrey rising from his seat |
I shot that mother fucker down |
Mmmmmmmmmm Yeah Yeah Yeah |
I have no free will, I sang |
As I flew about the murder |
Mrs. Richard Holmes, she screamed |
You really should have heard her |
I sang and I laughed, I howled and I wept |
I panted like a pup |
I blew a hole in Mrs. Richard Holmes |
And her husband stupidly stood up As he screamed, You are an evil man |
And I paused a while to wonder |
If I have no free will then how can I Be morally culpable, I wonder |
I shot Richard Holmes in the stomach |
And gingerly he sat down |
And he whispered weirdly, No offense |
And then lay upon the ground |
None taken, I replied to him |
To which he gave a little cough |
With blazing wings I neatly aimed |
And blew his head completely off |
I’ve lived in this town for thirty years |
And to no-one I am a stranger |
And I put new bullets in my gun |
Chamber upon chamber |
And I turned my gun on the bird-like Mr. Brookes |
I thought of Saint Francis and his sparrows |
And as I shot down the youthful Richardson |
It was St. Sebastian I thought of, and his arrows |
Hhhhhhhhhh Mmmmmmmmmmmm |
I said, I want to introduce myself |
And I am glad that all you came |
And I leapt upon the bar |
And shouted out my name |
Well Jerry Bellows, he hugged his stool |
Closed his eyes and shrugged and laughed |
And with an ashtray as big as a fucking really big brick |
I split his head in half |
His blood spilled across the bar |
Like a steaming scarlet brook |
And I knelt at it’s edge on the counter |
Wiped the tears away and looked |
Well, the light in there was blinding |
Full of God and ghosts of truth |
I smiled at Henry Davenport |
Who made an attempt to move |
Well, from the position I was standing |
The strangest thing I ever saw |
The bullet entered through the top of his chest |
And blew his bowels out on the floor |
Well I floated down the counter |
Showing no remorse |
I shot a hole in Kathleen Carpenter |
Recently divorced |
But remorse i felt and remorse I had |
It clung to every thing |
From the raven’s hair upon my head |
To the feathers on my wings |
Remorse sqeezed my hand in it’s fradulent claw |
With it’s golden hairless chest |
And I glided through the bodies |
And killed the fat man Vincent West |
Who sat quietly in his chair |
A man become a child |
And I raised the gun up to his head |
Executioner-style |
He made no attempt to resist |
So fat and dull and lazy |
Did you know I lived in your street? |
I said |
And he looked at me as though I were crazy |
O, he said, I had no idea |
And he grew as quiet as a mouse |
And the roar of the pistol when it went off |
Near blew that hat right off the house |
Hmmmmmm Uh Uh Well, I caught my eye in the mirror |
And gave it a long and loving inspection |
There stands some kind of man, I roared |
And there did, in the reflection |
My hair combed back like a raven’s wing |
My muscles hard and tight |
And curling from the business end of my gun |
Was a query-mark of cordite |
Well I spun to the left, I spun to the right |
And I spun to the left again |
Fear me! |
Fear me! |
Fear me! |
But no one did cause they were dead |
Huh! |
Hmmmmmmmmm |
And then there were the police sirens wailing |
And a bull-horn squelched and blared |
Drop your weapons and come out |
With your hands held in the air |
Well, I checked the chamber of my gun |
Saw I had one final bullet left |
My hand, it looked almost human |
As I raised it to my head |
Drop your weapon and come out! |
Keep your hands above your head! |
I had one one long hard think about dying |
And did exactly what they said |
There must have been fifty cops out there |
In a circle around O’Malley’s bar |
Don’t shoot, I cried, I’m a man unarmed! |
So they put me in their car |
And they sped me away from that terrible scene |
And I glanced out of the window |
Saw O’Malley’s bar, saw the cops and the cars |
And I started counting on my fingers |
Aaaaaah One Aaaaaah Two Aaaaaah Three Aaaaaaah Four |
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