| She was a catch
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| We were a match
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| I was the match that would fire up her snatch
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| There was a catch
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| I was no match
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| I was fired from her crotch
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| I sit around and watch
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| The mermaids sun themselves out on the rocks
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| They are beyond our touch
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| I watch and watch
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| Wave at me
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| They wave at me
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| They wave and slip
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| Back into the sea
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| And all the ones who come
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| And all the ones who go
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| Down to the water
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| And all the ones who come
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| And all the ones who go
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| Down to the sea
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| I believe in God
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| I believe in mermaids too
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| I believe in 72 virgins on a chain (why not, why not)
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| I believe in the Rapture
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| For I’ve seen your face
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| On the floor of the ocean
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| At the bottom of the rain
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| I do driver alertness course
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| I do husband alertness course
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| I do mermaid alertness course
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| Watch them out on the rocks
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| Wave at me
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| They wave at me
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| They wave and slip
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| Back into the sea
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| And all the ones who come
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| And all the ones who go
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| Down to the water
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| And all the ones who come
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| And all the ones who go
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| Down to the sea
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| And all the ones who come
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| And all the ones who go
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| Down to the water
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| And all the ones who come
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| And all the ones who go
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| Down to the sea |