Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Tie My Pecker to My Leg, artist - Mojo Nixon. Date of issue: 26.03.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Tie My Pecker to My Leg |
| Me your momma and some other whore |
| Floating down the river on a shithouse door |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg |
| Dad’s going steady with a pig in a barn |
| Grandma’s getting down with an ear of corn |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg |
| Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids hard |
| Grandpa’s trying to fuck something in the front yard |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg |
| Sister is getting rich on her 900 number |
| For a dime, diddly-bop, give a basset dog a hummer |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg |
| Reddog (Solo) |
| Well I’m a big dick daddy and a fuckin' fool |
| Eleven years old and I went to pussy school |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg |
| Yeah, her asshole is tighter then a steel drum |
| Hell I’d eat a yard of her shit to watch her cum |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg |
| Simon (Solo) |
| Better get your headphones in, boy |
| You only live once, so off with them pants |
| Hell ain’t for sure, it’s only a chance |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg |
| Yeah, my gal’s so fine, wanna suck her daddy’s dick |
| If you saw my poontang’s face, you wouldn’t give me no lip |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg |
| Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger |
| Last night I must have been the designated drinker |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg |
| I need a woman six foot ten |
| She’s gotta be that tall so I could get it all in |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg |
| Everybody Solo |
| Yeah, me yer momma and some other whore |
| Floatin' down the river on a shithouse door |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg |
| I’m gonna tie my pecker |
| Tie my pecker |
| Tie my pecker |
| Tie my pecker |
| Gonna tie my pecker to my leg |