Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song UFO's, Big Rigs And BBQ, artist - Mojo Nixon. Date of issue: 12.02.2001
Song language: English
UFO's, Big Rigs And BBQ |
| I’m gonna tell y’all a story you ain’t gonna believe |
| It’s about UFOs, big rigs, and barbecue |
| Well, I’m squishin' armadillos out on Interstate 10 |
| Headin' out of Houston once again |
| Then I seen somethin shootin' right across the sky |
| All covered in fur with one big eye… Shazam |
| So I stomped on my brakes, let my baby whine |
| I’m havin' me a close encounter of the diesel kind |
| Then the spaceman spoke, it sound sorta funny |
| Kinda like a Yankee banker all outta money |
| You know what he told me? |
| He said: |
| Well, UFOs are big rigs |
| That come from Outer Space |
| Stoppin' off at the truck stop Earth |
| Lookin' for some food to eat |
| Ya can’t get no Beanie Weenies |
| Out past the Great Unknown |
| UFOs are big rigs far from home |
| Now that furry flyin' saucer guy said he was lookin' for some barbecue! |
| So I took him down to Dreamland Barbecue down in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. |
| You know what we got? |
| We got ribs, white bread, and ice cold beer |
| We was eatin' so hard I didn’t even stare |
| And that boy was ugly too |
| Said the waitress reminded him of someone who was far, far away |
| Took another white pill, another long day |
| Everybody now! |
| Well, UFOs are big rigs |
| That come from Outer Space |
| Stoppin' off at the truck stop Earth |
| Lookin' for some food to eat |
| Ya can’t get no Beanie Weenies |
| Out past the Great Unknown |
| Yeah, UFOs are big rigs far from home |
| C’mon, boys, I think I see Mr. Spock over there! |
| Hey! |
| Then that space alien said somethin' that was music |
| To my truck drivin' carbuncle-budded ears: |
| «Well, out past Mars ain’t no speed limit!» |
| Said he owns his space truck, he don’t rent it |
| And his back was achin', could he somewhere get him a massage? |
| There stood Sapphire’s Space Age Love Garage |
| Ha Ha! |
| C’mon! |
| Well, UFOs are big rigs |
| That come from Outer Space |
| Stoppin' off at the truck stop Earth |
| Lookin' for some food to eat |
| Ya can’t get no Beanie Weenies |
| Out past the Great Unknown |
| Yeah, UFOs are big rigs far from home |
| Yeah, UFOs are big rigs far from home |
| Man, that boy shot outta here faster than Richard Petty! |
| Look at that antenna he’s got! |
| I betcha he could pick up Dave Nemo and tha Road Gang on the other side of the |
| Sun! |