| It’s as easy as 1−2-3
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| Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me)
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| I’ll touch you if you touch me
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| Grab a hold of my johnson, I want some
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| Put away that fake ID from Wisconsin
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| If you’re over 18 then it’s on
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| I don’t give a shit if you live with your mom
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| I know you heard 'bout me
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| Mickey Avalon, rap’s Ron Jeremy
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| Don’t talk, drop to your knees
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| And I’ll show you what the fuck I mean
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| Hey little lady, don’t you say maybe
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| You and I could leave right now
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| Let’s get naked, shake your moneymaker
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| Baby I’ma show you how to…
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| Let me take you back to my stabbin' cabin
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| Betamax roll with the action
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| Pornographic passion
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| Californication, bastards
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| Cassius Clay when I’m jabbin' punani
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| Like Cunanan at Versace mansion
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| Baby, let’s get naughty
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| Shake your body
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| Hey little lady, don’t you say maybe
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| You and I could leave right now
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| Let’s get naked, shake your moneymaker
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| Baby I’ma show you how to…
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| Touch, t-t-touch me
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| Touch, t-t-touch me
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| I got a lot of lead in my zeppelin
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| So step in and climb my stairway to heaven
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| I’m rockin' electric
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| Talk-talk to me, sexy
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| Leslie don’t mind when I call her Lindsay Blowhan
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| Slow down before you hit me
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| Let me get a look at the goods
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| She said that she wouldn’t but I knew that she would
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| Hey little lady, don’t you say maybe
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| You and I could leave right now
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| Let’s get naked, shake your moneymaker
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| Baby I’ma show you how to… |