Lyrics My Dick - Mickey Avalon

My Dick

My dick costs a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick large like the chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick locked in a cage right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot it’s stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a scene to do
Your dick needs a tweezer dude
My dick is like supersized
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the earth
Your dick have staph it needs work
My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick VIP
Your shit needs ID
It’s time that we let the world know
Dude you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P. S. we got dicks like Jesus
It’s time that we let the world know
Dude you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P. S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don’t even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick it look like a munchkin
My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick good good lovin'
Your dick good for nothing
My dick bench press 350
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at Thrifty
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippy
My dick don’t fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like a M-16
Your dick broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll-up
My dick grade A beef
Your dick mayday geek
My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick 'nuff said
Your dick loves Fred
It’s time that we let the world know
Dude you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P. S. we got dicks like Jesus
It’s time that we let the world know
Dude you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P. S. we got dicks like Jesus
Like Jesus
We got dicks like Jesus
Dicks like Jesus