Lyrics Caviar on A Paper Plate - Tommy Lee, Mickey Avalon

Caviar on A Paper Plate

1, 2, 3, 4, if you got that money we good to go
1, 2, 3, 4, if you got that money we good to go
1, 2, 3, 4, if you got that money we good to go
5, 6, 7, 8, I’m like caviar on a paper plate
1, 2, 3, 4, if you got that money we good to go
5, 6, 7, 8, I’m like caviar on a paper plate
I seen this little cutie at the Tail O' the Pup
Looking for a tutor who could teach her to fuck
I told her I could show her for a couple of bucks
Had her screaming like a demon on Angel Dust
I need another baby like a hole in the head
She used to leave me chained up to the poles of the bed
I always knew she crazy by the things that she said:
«Anybody ever loved me either dying or dead»
I went to see the old witch doctor
For a problem with my posture
Jabbing hoes like Jake Lamotta
Jammed in the back of the Mazda Miata
One for the money and two for the gold
Three little piggies on street patrol
Four in the morning and it’s freezing cold
Poor little rich girl sold her soul
1, 2, 3, 4, if you got that money we good to go
5, 6, 7, 8, I’m like caviar on a paper plate
1, 2, 3, 4, if you got that money we good to go
5, 6, 7, 8, I’m like caviar on a paper plate
I had a premonition I was Richard the third
My baby said I’m tripping so I flipped her the bird
The position of my mission was to thin out the herd
Now I’m wishing that I didn’t have my dick in the dirt
I wanna be a cowboy but I don’t understand
How to ride a pony only using one hand
I never met a woman that I couldn’t offend
Take her then I break her send her back to her man
Got a visit from my lawyer
With my check from unemployment
Says my business in the toilet
Sick of being so exploited
One for the money and two for the fame
Three little hookers got taken away
Four politicians with they dicks in they face
Once you get that rich you don’t have to pay