Lyrics Bad Luck Billy - Mickey Avalon, Mickey Avalon feat. Eli

Bad Luck Billy

Short Skirt Susie never wore no drawers
She made her money shining hardwood floors
Evil step-mamma always talked that shit
So she dug a whole and straight buried the bitch
Longshot Larry liked to hang at the track
He never made nothing but he always came back
A horse named Trouble at the front of the pack
Larry finally won but had a heart attack
Bad Luck Billy
Always doing wrong
But it’s alright
But it’s alright
Bad Luck Billy
Wasn’t that strong
But he sure could fight
He sure could fight
Peep Show Petey liked to beat that baton
And throw his little piggy in the crease of his palm
He used to stroll the city gripping tight to his badge
Till they caught him in the alley split his wig with a bat
And Lipstick Lizzie liked to hand with the guests
And if a dude spit game she knocked the spit out his mouth
Late one evening walking back to her whip
This pussy little coward and held her down with his dick
Bad Luck Billy
Always doing wrong
But it’s alright
But it’s alright
Bad Luck Billy
Wasn’t that strong
But he sure could fight
He sure could fight
Truck Stop Tina was a thing of the past
She gave the best blowjob that I ever done had
A couple years later I was asking around
But the word on the street’s she’s six feet in the ground
Clean Cut Curtis had a Hollywood dream
To see his pretty face up on the silver screen
He bought a bus ticket with his paper route cash
And became a big star taking it up the ass
Bad Luck Billy
Always doing wrong
But it’s alright
But it’s alright
Bad Luck Billy
Wasn’t that strong
But he sure could fight
He sure could fight
Bad Luck Billy
Always doing wrong
But it’s alright
But it’s alright
Bad Luck Billy
Wasn’t that strong
But he sure could fight
He sure could fight