| Johnny got the gun with the number scratched
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| Off a dude sell tools out the duffle bag
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| Got the big blue ox like a lumberjack
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| In the small 22 we call thunder cat
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| For his lady 'cause she keeps getting fucked with
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| And the pepper spray just doesn’t cut it
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| Need to quit the strip club and the drug shit
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| 'Cause she got the baby kicking in the stomach
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| And her mother got the cancer in the throat back
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| 'Cause she smoke new ports by the whole pack
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| Kept puffing them things like a smoke stack
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| So they put her in the bag with the toe tag
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| So don’t blame me
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| In my family tree there’s a whole lot of disfunctionality
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| So don’t hate me
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| In my family there’s a whole lot of disfunctionality
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| Born to lose
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| Out to lunch
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| Live fast, die young, take a piss in the punch
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| Born to lose
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| Out to lunch
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| Life ain’t nothing but a kick in the nuts
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| Sally took a test at the clinic and this wasn’t no ordinary visit
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| Got the HIV in the red light district
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| But where she work ain’t nobodies business
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| Doctor X got hit with malpractice 'cause he likes to stick his finger in the
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| fat chicks
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| When they passed out cold on his mattress
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| He but burned them on the ass with some matches
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| Jenny was a manic depressive 'cause when she was a kid she got molested
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| By her uncle who never got arrested 'cause policemen always get protected
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| So don’t blame me
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| In my family tree there’s a whole lot of disfunctionality
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| So don’t hate me
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| In my family there’s a whole lot of disfunctionality
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| Born to lose
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| Out to lunch
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| Live fast, die young, take a piss in the punch
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| Born to lose
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| Out to lunch
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| Life ain’t nothing but a kick in the nuts
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| Eddie always felt like a female
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| Wrapped her fishnet socks in the leanness
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| But you know they say the devils in the details
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| So he chopped off his cock, to be a she-male
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| Marvin met her in a bar in the east end
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| They were telling jokes, laughing and drinking
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| Went out for a date on the weekend
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| Found out she was a dude so he beat her
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| Even Nurse Nancy was unstoppable
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| Had a heart as cold as a popsicle
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| She made sure getting out was impossible
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| Put the pillow on his face at the hospital
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| So don’t blame me
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| In my family tree there’s a whole lot of disfunctionality
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| So don’t hate me
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| In my family there’s a whole lot of disfunctionality
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| Born to lose
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| Out to lunch
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| Live fast, die young, take a piss in the punch
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| Born to lose
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| Out to lunch
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| Life ain’t nothing but a kick in the nuts |