Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song UK Visa Versa, artist - MC Lars. Album song The Laptop EP, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 26.07.2004
Record label: Horris
Song language: English
UK Visa Versa |
Cops without guns and the NME. |
Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC? |
Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord of the Rings? |
Pounds and pence and Princes and Queens? |
Flipside experience, well not really |
More familiar than Russia or Chile |
Up for cricket or squash, or the London zoo? |
Look, you hate George Bush and we do too |
Fab music scene, though, UK bands are ace |
And you guys are the most polite of the human race |
Fish and chips, crumpets, bangers and mash |
Shakespeare, Donne, Sid Vicious and the Clash |
You love our movies, we kind of like yours |
We love the way you talk, «please help help us in these wars.» |
You stopped staying «fab,» we stopped saying «groovy,» |
Our Scotland is Canada; |
you saw the South Park movie |
I love England and visa versa |
American perspective in these Visa verses |
Tea time? |
Jolly good! |
Caffeine rush |
Look, a red a phone booth and a double-decker bus |
I love you England, so let’s both ignore |
The Boston Tea Party, and that silly East Coast war |
Oxford, London, and Guildford too |
Rockin' your P.A.'s when I come to visit you |
The Florida incident? |
Democracy at work |
But we’ve still got love for your boy Edmund Burke. |
If it weren’t for us, you’d be speaking German |
But then we gave you Hanson and Pee Wee Herman |
You gave us the Beatles, and you gave us the Who |
We gave you Kris Kross and Vanilla Ice too |
You gave us «Chicken Run» and the Teletubies |
We gave you McDonald’s and got you chubby |
You think we’re all Trailer Trash obnoxious and noisy |
But that’s just Springer, Ricki Lake, and Boise |
We’re friendly and fake and proud of our nation |
Overweight, wasting gas, hedonic civilization |
We’re sue-happy mad overworked compulsive winners |
Strong facade but insecure, just think Seymour Skinner |
We’re obsessed with image, old age and fat |
Technology, death, and our dogs and cats |
The superbowl, shopping, S.U.V.•s and money |
Santa Claus, hygiene and the Easter Bunny |
But bigger is better and we love our T. V |
From L.A. to Boston, to Nashville, Tennessee |
And yes ¼ of Americans own guns |
In case you come back to punish your sons |
But Mother Britain listen, there’s still a tie that binds us |
The U.S. isn’t perfect, you don’t have to remind us |