| Yo tonight we’re going to party like we’re back in first grade
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| (How we gonna party?) With cake and lemonade!
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| Got my Ninja Turtle plate and my Roger Rabbit cup
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| Quit hogging all the juice, DJ pass the 7 Up
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| Got my puffy blue jacket and my orange stunna shades
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| ASCAP check arrived now I’m l&ing 'cause I’m paid
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| Just like a funky leprechaun, badass like Decepticons
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| Flip the standard lexicon (Where's your Dad?)
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| Guess he’s gone! |
| (Nice!) Yo this party is bananas,
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| Living larger than Rob Thomas when he kicked it with Santana
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| And I Twittered all the boys so they’ll roll up slowly
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| Back porch cipher ill rhymes you know me
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| And I’ll happily smack a whack anticon rapper
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| Tell him he fell off here’s the style he was after
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| Where’s the Chronic? |
| It’s on the stereo
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| Like Super Mario, we’re very merry yo!
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| I’m high, floating with Paula Abdul
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| Kicking back relax that’s the one house rule
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| Dummies hella faded getting naked in the pool
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| Mind is elevated feel ridiculously cool
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| Bass thumping shake the glasses in the shelves
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| Doing it and doing it and doing it well
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| I know I’m fly you don’t really have to tell me
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| Looking for a Zack yeah you could call me Kelly
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| DJ roll up in Ele, boys blowing up my cellie
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| Smoother than PB and jelly when I’m serving drinks
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| Hostess chilling with the mostest, got a million ice cubes in my sink
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| (This dude looks dead!)
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| Don’t give a fuck, hope the cops show up
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| So hot soon enough they’ll be on my nuts
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| Dominique Dawes on the balance beam
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| How you like my Cali hospitality?
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| Well it’s a party up in here got the gang on my coat tails
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| Roll up in the spot, music drop like «oh yeah»
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| Hola Amigos! |
| That’s what I say
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| When I roll up with my people
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| Giving high fives with the right hand, 7 up in the left
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| Call me Marlee Matlin cause I’m So So Def
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| Feeling oh so good, hanging out with my buddies
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| Acting like fool getting nutty, you love me
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| Hit the dance floor like it stole something
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| Showing off my moves while music’s bumping
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| Then I bring a girl close, «hey what’s your name?»
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| Do the cabbage patch cause I have no shame
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| But I do have fun everywhere I go
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| And I do like food from Mexico
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| And I will get it started with no delay
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| Now everybody come and party with Lars and K. Flay
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| Welcome to our party, come on in
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| We got a lotta Coca Cola, juice and gin
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| Doesn’t matter if you’re short or tall
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| Waddup, it’s a party y’all
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| Welcome to our party, bring some friends
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| Crapping in your pants better wear depends
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| Get your freak on in a bathroom stall
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| Waddup, it’s a party y’all
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| Hit up all my homies in the 510
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| Party at my house it’s about to blow
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| Then I dial a couple numbers in the 415
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| SF in the spot we get extra live
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| Next on the list is the 408
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| People flocking to our jocks from SC to Chico state
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| And you know I love the 831
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| Carmel Valley we get shit done |