
Date of issue: 26.07.2004
Record label: Horris
Song language: English
Straight Outta Stockholm |
Comin' straight outta stockholm, a fun boy named Lars |
Survived loma prieta, mad cow, and SARS |
I hit you with these flows like your name was Nancy Kerrigan |
Here and back and there again, a typical American |
Third generation Swedish, second gen. |
Aussie |
Am I street enough for this? |
Sometimes im paranoid like Ozzy |
See it used to be punk rock for about four years |
I played lead guitar, we dissed Britney Spears |
Amphoteric the name, Central Cali band |
Local shows, t-shirts, EPs, no plan |
Just chilling with the crew slamming power chords |
They wanted more guitars but I got bored |
I was born to rock heads and fill them too |
But did the world really need another Blink 182? |
Stuck on this Earth like glue since 1982 |
Cooked up my own post-modern salmagundi stew |
Straight outta Stockholm, laptop rap |
American iconoclast, alien boom-bap |
Cali’s my home, baby, West Coast boy |
I get more love than Helen of Troy |
Straight outta Stockholm, laptop rap |
American iconoclast, alien boom-bap |
I make rap fun, friendly, fresh and new |
MC Lars in the place, yeah boy, I thought you knew! |
DJ: «But were you actually born in Stockholm Lars?» |
Lars: «No, but my family on my Mom’s side is Swedish-American.» |
DJ: «Uuh…okay.» |
Comin' straight outta prep school, on the mike at assembly |
Class clown, straight A’s, running KSPB |
Pebble Beach, sheltered high school, like a nun on Mars |
The Horris was Dr. Quin, heavyweights gave me Lars |
«So how do you spell it? |
Yo, what’s the web-site?» |
Is it really that hard? |
Morris with an H alright? |
And okay yo today see Im still experimenting |
Venting and presenting never misrepresenting |
And its not quite rap, not quite pop |
Alien hip-hop Lars punk rock |
If I make the big time i’ll still sit up in my room |
My brain on the keyboard and i’ll try to resume |
Such a great story that i’ll always behold |
I’ll look back on this when i’m 80 years old |
London, New York, UK tour, NY demo |
Tickled as can be, when I tickle you like Elmo |
So much to say, new sounds to try |
Laptop, costumes, local buzz, and why? |
Don’t ask me, buddy, but you’re bumpin' me now! |
Amalgam for the future revolution like Mao |
You’re right when I grab the mike, I do what I like |
I sit with a pen by the full moon light |
Euphonic epiphany like Keat’s lyre trope |
I am it, iambic’s rap’s last hope |
My Grandma says I have rhyme talent, and I love her |
I flow lethal, Weapon? |
Lyrical like Danny Glover |
I flip your paradigm manhole cover |
Mutant reptiles, surprised what you discover |
But I still like Bob Dylan more than any MC |
Most depress me, like Hepatitis B |
Reverse them like Pi when they step to me |
Nine five one four one point three |
Straight outta Stockholm, laptop rap |
American iconoclast, alien boom-bap |
Cali’s my home, baby, West Coast boy |
I get more love than Helen of Troy |
Straight outta Stockholm, laptop rap |
American iconoclast, alien boom-bap |
I make rap fun, friendly, fresh and new |
MC Lars in the place, yeah boy, I thought you knew! |
(repeat chourus) |
Name | Year |
---|---|
True Player For Real ft. "Weird Al" Yankovic, Wheatus, Weird Al | 2009 |
Space Game | 2006 |
Running Trains ft. K.Flay | 2009 |
Single and Famous ft. K.Flay | 2009 |
Somebody's Watching Me ft. K.Flay | 2009 |
Where Ya Been Lars? II | 2015 |
The Sonnet Song | 2018 |
Where Ya Been Lars? | 2009 |
Zombie T-Rex ft. Stza Crack | 2015 |
Sublime with Rome (Is Not the Same Thing as Sublime) ft. Suburban Legends, Roger Lima | 2015 |
Hipster Mom | 2015 |
Dragon Blood | 2015 |
Never Afraid ft. Watsky, Charlyne Yi | 2015 |
The Top 10 Things to Never Say on a First Date | 2015 |
The Ballad of Hans Moleman | 2015 |
Uncanny ft. MC Lars | 2010 |
The Dip ft. MC Lars | 2015 |
Party with Lars ft. Spose | 2015 |
Forgot About Jack | 2015 |
Stat / 60 | 2004 |