| A brilliant bolt of lighting blazes Spaceman Spiff in motion
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| So I crashed into the canyon right next to the pasta ocean
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| And my engines are in trouble they be sinking in the water
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| As my GPS is shorting out, the cockpit’s getting hotter
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| And the gravity is heavy I don’t think that I can make it
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| As I’m floating in the dark abyss, I’m drowning and half naked
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| And it’s Just like Interstellar time be slower every minute
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| And the waves engulf my spacecraft as I desperately start swimming
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| But my Death Ray Blaster can’t help me now
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| As the night falls fast know I must get out
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| ‘Cause these hideous blobs are known to feast
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| On the bones of a blonde kid just like me
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| But I never liked earth so I had to be leave
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| A victim of my six year old bravery
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| If Hobbes were here I know we’d make a plan
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| Fly high through sky like Stupendous Man
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| Or we’d both fly home in my shiny red wagon
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| Pedal to the metal now just imagine
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| Because I miss my life before the crash
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| Even Susie, now imagine that
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| Ms. Wormwood too, should have paid attention
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| Now I’m running out of air in a dark dimension
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| Imagining a place very safe with no pain
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| As I duck and I run from the acid rain
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| (They call me) Spaceman Spiff
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| Back by popular demand
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| Why I get myself in trouble
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| Like this I can’t understand
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| (They call me Spaceman Spiff)
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| And this is no vacation
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| Got these Graknils sweating me
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| For all that secret information
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| (They call me) Spaceman Spiff
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| Back by popular demand
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| Why I get myself in trouble
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| Like this I can’t understand
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| (They call me Spaceman Spiff)
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| And this is no vacation
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| Got these Graknils sweating me
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| For all that secret information
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| I did everything say they said (yes)
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| I was everywhere they needed (yes)
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| I put everything I had into my missions un-defeated
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| Now I’m stuck in this ravine with nothing to my name
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| I was shooting for the stars, dying here was not my aim
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| Planet X13, I burst up on the scene
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| Wish that I knew someone who could come and rescue me
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| Like Rosalyn or Moe? |
| Sure wish that they could show
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| Should have paid attention up in swimming class I know
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| Even Uncle Max can’t help me now
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| Gotta hack through the bush like safari Al
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| With my space machete Now where’d I’d put it?
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| Gotta solve the case like Tracer Bullet
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| Get back to the treehouse meet with Hobbes
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| Reinvent myself like my name was Steve Jobs
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| Kind of strange like the noodle incident
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| An unfortunate coincidence
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| I was Yukon Ho! |
| with my new toboggan
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| Now I’m lost in space with some brand new problems
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| It’s a Gooey Kablooie like Hamster Huey
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| Commander Corriander — never saw the movie
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| And I’m sorry Dad and I’m sorry Mom
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| No more chocolate frosted sugar bombs
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| I’ll Transmorgrify and save the day
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| Cause I ain’t going out like that no way!
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| (They call me) Spaceman Spiff
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| Back by popular demand
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| Why I get myself in trouble
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| Like this I can’t understand
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| (They call me Spaceman Spiff)
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| And this is no vacation
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| Got these Graknils sweating me
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| For all that secret information
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| (They call me) Spaceman Spiff
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| Back by popular demand
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| Why I get myself in trouble
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| Like this I can’t understand
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| (They call me Spaceman Spiff)
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| And this is no vacation
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| Got these Graknils sweating me
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| For all that secret information
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| Ball like I’m Spaceman
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| Spaceman, Spaceman
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| Ball like I’m Spaceman Spiff!
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| Ball like I’m Spaceman
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| Spaceman, Spaceman
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| Ball like I’m Spaceman Spiff!
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| Ball like I’m Spaceman
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| Spaceman, Spaceman
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| Ball like I’m Spaceman Spiff!
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| Ball like I’m Spaceman
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| Spaceman, Spaceman
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| Ball like I’m Spaceman Spiff! |