Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cops & Monsters, artist - MC Lars. Album song The Jeff Sessions, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 09.10.2017
Record label: Horris
Song language: English
Cops & Monsters |
When Will Byers disappeared |
We realized he was gone |
I was sipping on that bottle |
In my trailer by the pond |
Out in Hawkins, Indiana |
Where we count the fireflies |
So when a kid goes missing |
It’s a tragic strange surprise |
That’s when they call Chief Hopper |
I’ve been dealing with a lot |
I’ve been tossing turning late at night |
With all these angry thoughts |
I know I’ll never be the same |
Since cancer took my child |
I miss her every day |
Her laughter and her smile |
We buried her in April |
Then my wife and I divorced |
I spent the summer drinking |
Sleeping, crying on the porch |
Joyce Byers, I know what it’s like |
To have to lose a kid |
Searching for him in the places |
Where he played and where he hid |
And I promise I’ll do everything |
I can bring him home |
Though we don’t where he’s gone |
Just know you’re not alone |
Because I’ve been to hell back |
In fact, I’m not scared of that much |
I’ll punch that Demogorgon |
Then I’ll kick him in the nuts |
I’m going to punch that Demogorgon in the nuts |
I’m going to slap him in the face 'cause that’s what’s up |
You can’t take a kid like Will |
Plus Barb has been missing still |
Let’s face it |
The Upside Down is nasty |
Kind of like the Blair Witch |
Threw a party if you asked me |
And she invited all her friends |
Hellboy, Jaws and Alien |
The guestlist never ends |
Jason and Mike Meyers |
You might see them at the coat check |
Covered with black slime and grime |
You’ll really find that clothes get |
A bit ruined so bring a hazmat suit |
You’d better pack a gas mask |
'Cause the air is toxic too |
Spoiler alert |
We found Will Byers rottin' |
Unlike Barb forgotten |
Blood vessels were clottin' |
Pulled the snake out his mouth |
While they played the Moby score |
Thought we got it all |
Turns out may be more |
So now it’s time find that demon |
And let him know I’m serious |
I’m feeling kind furious |
And yes a tab bit curious |
About who the monster is |
I know I’m gonna kick his butt |
Punch him in his starfish face and flick him in the nuts! |
I’m going to punch that Demogorgon in the nuts |
I’m going to slap him in the face 'cause that’s what’s up |
You can’t take a kid like Will |
Plus Barb has been missing still |
Wait! |
Hold up, chief, why would you do me like that? |
What’d I ever do to you, dude? |
Just say it, and I’ll take it back |
I just want buddies, I am sick of ennui |
So why’s everybody always picking on me? |
Like, when you call me Demogorgon, that’s so mean, and you’re the worst |
I am like you, I am normal, I’ve got feelings, they get hurt |
When I got popped by Lucas’s wrist rocket, leveled by Eleven’s powers |
Can’t you see that when I smile I become a flower? |
Why you wanna make me cry, Hopper? |
I know you’ll never take me alive, copper |
Is this the best it gets? |
Midwest depression fest? |
Why can’t you guess the guy from Vision Quest is the right monster? |
As for Barb, I can’t apologize or say enough |
Sometimes I’m like a lonely puppy, I can play too rough and stuff |
I’m back home in my right side up in the end |
I’ll be back next season trying to find another friend |
I’m going to punch that Demogorgon in the nuts |
I’m going to slap him in the face 'cause that’s what’s up |
You can’t take a kid like Will |
Plus Barb has been missing still |
Seriously, I feel really bad about Barb |
There’s no excuse for what happened |
It is entirely on me, and I know this doesn’t make things right, but to |
Barb’s family and friends I want you to know that I am deeply, deeply sorry |