Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Cops & Monsters , by - MC Lars. Song from the album The Jeff Sessions, in the genre Рэп и хип-хопRelease date: 09.10.2017
Record label: Horris
Song language: English
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Cops & Monsters , by - MC Lars. Song from the album The Jeff Sessions, in the genre Рэп и хип-хопCops & Monsters |
| When Will Byers disappeared |
| We realized he was gone |
| I was sipping on that bottle |
| In my trailer by the pond |
| Out in Hawkins, Indiana |
| Where we count the fireflies |
| So when a kid goes missing |
| It’s a tragic strange surprise |
| That’s when they call Chief Hopper |
| I’ve been dealing with a lot |
| I’ve been tossing turning late at night |
| With all these angry thoughts |
| I know I’ll never be the same |
| Since cancer took my child |
| I miss her every day |
| Her laughter and her smile |
| We buried her in April |
| Then my wife and I divorced |
| I spent the summer drinking |
| Sleeping, crying on the porch |
| Joyce Byers, I know what it’s like |
| To have to lose a kid |
| Searching for him in the places |
| Where he played and where he hid |
| And I promise I’ll do everything |
| I can bring him home |
| Though we don’t where he’s gone |
| Just know you’re not alone |
| Because I’ve been to hell back |
| In fact, I’m not scared of that much |
| I’ll punch that Demogorgon |
| Then I’ll kick him in the nuts |
| I’m going to punch that Demogorgon in the nuts |
| I’m going to slap him in the face 'cause that’s what’s up |
| You can’t take a kid like Will |
| Plus Barb has been missing still |
| Let’s face it |
| The Upside Down is nasty |
| Kind of like the Blair Witch |
| Threw a party if you asked me |
| And she invited all her friends |
| Hellboy, Jaws and Alien |
| The guestlist never ends |
| Jason and Mike Meyers |
| You might see them at the coat check |
| Covered with black slime and grime |
| You’ll really find that clothes get |
| A bit ruined so bring a hazmat suit |
| You’d better pack a gas mask |
| 'Cause the air is toxic too |
| Spoiler alert |
| We found Will Byers rottin' |
| Unlike Barb forgotten |
| Blood vessels were clottin' |
| Pulled the snake out his mouth |
| While they played the Moby score |
| Thought we got it all |
| Turns out may be more |
| So now it’s time find that demon |
| And let him know I’m serious |
| I’m feeling kind furious |
| And yes a tab bit curious |
| About who the monster is |
| I know I’m gonna kick his butt |
| Punch him in his starfish face and flick him in the nuts! |
| I’m going to punch that Demogorgon in the nuts |
| I’m going to slap him in the face 'cause that’s what’s up |
| You can’t take a kid like Will |
| Plus Barb has been missing still |
| Wait! |
| Hold up, chief, why would you do me like that? |
| What’d I ever do to you, dude? |
| Just say it, and I’ll take it back |
| I just want buddies, I am sick of ennui |
| So why’s everybody always picking on me? |
| Like, when you call me Demogorgon, that’s so mean, and you’re the worst |
| I am like you, I am normal, I’ve got feelings, they get hurt |
| When I got popped by Lucas’s wrist rocket, leveled by Eleven’s powers |
| Can’t you see that when I smile I become a flower? |
| Why you wanna make me cry, Hopper? |
| I know you’ll never take me alive, copper |
| Is this the best it gets? |
| Midwest depression fest? |
| Why can’t you guess the guy from Vision Quest is the right monster? |
| As for Barb, I can’t apologize or say enough |
| Sometimes I’m like a lonely puppy, I can play too rough and stuff |
| I’m back home in my right side up in the end |
| I’ll be back next season trying to find another friend |
| I’m going to punch that Demogorgon in the nuts |
| I’m going to slap him in the face 'cause that’s what’s up |
| You can’t take a kid like Will |
| Plus Barb has been missing still |
| Seriously, I feel really bad about Barb |
| There’s no excuse for what happened |
| It is entirely on me, and I know this doesn’t make things right, but to |
| Barb’s family and friends I want you to know that I am deeply, deeply sorry |
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