
Date of issue: 20.03.2006
Record label: Horris
Song language: English
Rapgirl |
The following is an entirely fictional account |
Any similarities between people living or dead |
Is entirely coincidental |
Just kidding |
She fell from the sky |
On a black October night |
She wrote these funny songs |
And everyone was tight |
She asked me for advice |
On jump starting her career |
But I’m staring in her eyes |
And she’s talking in my ear |
Suburban rap queen |
I wrote this song for you |
Suburban rap queen |
What’s a MC to do? |
Suburban rap queen |
Every Biggie needs a Kim |
Suburban rap queen |
Sometimes you lose sometimes you win |
Rapgirl, rapgirl |
(Listen) |
I like you a lot, you’ve got what it takes |
To rock that Lars emo spot |
Rapgirl, rapgirl |
Check it |
Now tell me what to do |
When the playback is too quiet |
And the song’s already through? |
This is called a break beat |
It’s the musical element hip-hop |
Was founded upon back in 1969 |
Now that’s educational |
She fell from the sky with a superhero icon |
We battled in the studio like, ‽Hey, yo is this mic on?†|
I went down for the count, she went up on the beat |
I told her she was hot because stuff like that is sweet |
She attacked me with her similes like killer bees at a park |
I came back with a metaphor, an angry great white shark |
The bass line that she struck, threw me flat on my back |
So I came back with a track in a lyrical attack |
Rapgirl, rapgirl |
(Listen) |
I like you a lot |
You’ve got what it takes |
To rock that Lars emo spot |
Rapgirl, rapgirl |
(Yo) |
Now tell me what to do |
When the playback is too quiet |
And the song’s already through |
Rapgirl, rapgirl |
(Look) |
I like you a lot |
You’ve got what it takes |
To rock that Lars emo spot |
Rapgirl, rapgirl |
(Yo) |
Now tell me what to do |
When the playback is too quiet |
And the song’s already through |
Because girls are so confusing |
And I guess they’ll always be |
I should become a monk |
Resigned to celibacy |
Then I’d never have to worry |
About what a hug might mean |
See these girls who want to be your friend |
May be just what they seem |
We had burritos in your dorm |
And talked about ‽Dizzy Rascal†|
We wrote a song together |
And recorded it and that’s all |
Romantic love |
Is fear, of waking up alone |
In Red Wood City with platonic |
Voice mail on your phone |
Rapgirl, rapgirl |
(Listen) |
I like you a lot |
(Yo) |
You’ve got what it takes |
To rock that Lars emo spot |
Rapgirl, rapgirl |
(Hey) |
Now tell me what to do |
(What?) |
When the playback is too quiet |
And the song’s already through |
Rapgirl, rapgirl |
(Look) |
I like you a lot |
(Right) |
You’ve got what it takes |
To rock that Lars emo spot |
Rapgirl, rapgirl |
(Yo) |
Now tell me what to do |
(When) |
When the playback is too quiet |
And the song’s already through |
Rapgirl, rapgirl |
(Rapgirl, rapgirl) |
Suburban rap queen |
I wrote this song for you |
Rapgirl, rapgirl |
(Rapgirl, rapgirl) |
Suburban rap queen |
What’s an MC to do? |
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