Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Lars Attacks! , by - MC Lars. Song from the album Lars Attacks!, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хопRelease date: 05.09.2011
Record label: Horris
Song language: English
Lars Attacks! |
| Uh I, a former employee |
| I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago |
| Umm Dave, I don’t know where to start |
| They’re uh, uhh… they’re gonna, um |
| They’ll triangulate on this position really really soon |
| I landed in the forest in a '94 Taurus |
| Two thousand light years from my planet Lars Horris |
| Came dizzy out the craft, head spinning, legs akimbo |
| MC phoned home but couldn’t get a signal |
| Lost on Earth with a broken hovercraft |
| a head full of raps, and a super rough draft |
| of a Reason 4.0 beat that I couldn’t finish |
| Quit it for a minute, still in the game to win it |
| Your brother knows me, he saw me on the news |
| The FBI is sweating, the cults all say it’s true |
| Before I landed in your city and I started melting faces |
| I was up on Cygnus, working on my spaceship |
| Earth is not my home but I guess I’ll stay |
| I really couldn’t find a Martian sublet anyway |
| Back with a ginormous space laser on my back |
| with my finger on the trigger, city setting set to flat |
| I came to chew gum and I came to kick raps (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
| But I’m all out of gum so now Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
| I came to smash houses and I came to rock tracks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
| Now this block’s been demolished so Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
| You don’t know me from Adam, Xenu or Bender |
| E.T. |
| or Weezy or Roger, remember |
| Just like a giant octopus I got for your esophagus |
| I’ve kicked it with Egyptians and I’ve chilled in a sarcophagus |
| Stonehenge, Roswell, the Aztecs, the Mayans |
| Crop circles, cattle mutilations, Easter Island |
| That was me (HOLLA!) But I don’t regret it |
| They sold a lot of tabloids now it’s out because I said it |
| Don’t let it get to you, because I ate your goldfish |
| Cause I burned your house down, took your cat and sold it |
| This is hardcore alien hip-hop |
| Goin on 10 years, not about to stop |
| Watch the Milky Way collapse like a Carl Sagan nightmare |
| Stephen Hawking’s texting me I’m floating like Buzz Lightyear |
| To infinity, beyond and back, bought the t-shirt |
| Got Wall-E in my rearview telling me his knees hurt |
| What?! |
| No we didn’t have sex! |
| Wall-E's a robot so we can’t have sex! |
| I came to meet Jodi and make «Contact"(LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
| But SETI crashed my Mac, so Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
| I came to rep the Bay, and kick it with The Pack (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
| But space men aren’t hyphy, so Lars attacks! |
| (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
| Umm, okay, well what we’re thinking of |
| as as aliens are, there, uhh, there extra-dimension beings |
| that an earlier precursor of the space program made contact with |
| Uhh, they they are not what they claim to be |
| Uhh, they have infiltrated a lot of uhh, uhh |
| Uh a lot of aspects of of the military establishment |
| Particularly the Area 51, uhh |
| The disasters that are coming, they, ah uhhh |
| The militar — uhh, I’m sorry |
| The government knows about them |
| And, there’s a lot of safe areas in this world that |
| they could begin, moving the population to, NOW |
| I came to chew gum and I came to kick raps (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
| But I’m all out of gum so now Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
| I came to smash cities and I came to rock tracks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
| Godzilla’s on vacation, so Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
| (LARS ATTACKS) |
| (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS) |
| Lars attacks, ha ha ha HAHAHAHA |
| Run for cover |