Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song 21 Concepts, artist - MC Lars. Album song The Graduate, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хопDate of issue: 20.03.2006
Record label: Horris
Song language: English
21 Concepts |
| I wrote a song about a fetus named Cletus who tried |
| To run for governor before he died |
| He lived in California but traveled worldwide |
| It was a big huge hit! |
| Just kidding I lied |
| There’s the song about the 90's, I sampled Ace of Base |
| But kept it off the album in the interest of taste |
| «Cheyenne Rock City,"a song about touring |
| But rhymes about Wyoming are really very boring |
| As for the Churchill song, give me a break! |
| How many songs about England could my listeners take? |
| There was a track about women and the drama they bring |
| «Hot Girls Make Guys Do Really Stupid Things» |
| Remember «Geeked Out»? |
| You don’t but I do, |
| «The geek shall inherit the Earth,"it's true! |
| I rapped about nerds being cooler than jocks |
| But if I wanted biased news, |
| I would have just watched Fox |
| I’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one |
| If you’re having lyric problems I feel bad for you son |
| I’ve got a list of songs here I once thought were the bomb |
| But when I laid them down in ProTools |
| They all came out wrong! |
| «Las Vegas Invasion"was a sci-fi track |
| About aliens addicted to playing blackjack |
| I wrote a song about a kid who made his own flick |
| But got a bad review in Ranger Rick |
| I didn’t want to get lynched or punched in mouth |
| So I didn’t do that song making fun of the South |
| I did a song about how girls at Stanford are whack |
| Called «College Is Where Girls Go to Get Fat» |
| There was the KRS slash Nirvana debut |
| But the mash-up thing was so 2002 |
| I did an anti-Bush track, and then I did five more |
| But «Rock Against Bush"was so 2004 |
| I wrote a song about China, how could I go wrong? |
| I rapped in Cantonese about Mao Zedong |
| It went um goy, neh ho ma? |
| Nehih sik ying mun ma? |
| I’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one |
| If you’re having lyric problems I feel bad for you son |
| I’ve got CD-R of tracks I once thought would be tight |
| But when I played it for my girl I slept alone that night! |
| Write a song about a can that gets crushed a lot |
| Write a dental hygiene jam that says, «brush a lot» |
| Write a Bill O’Reilly track that says «hush"a lot |
| No I’m not a player I like Rush a lot! |
| I’ve got 21 concepts but a single ain’t one |
| «If you’re still referencing Jay Z I feel bad for you son» |
| So what’s the secret to hip-hop, jazz, blues and rock? |
| Step one get out a pad and kill your writer’s block… start! |
| I’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one |
| If you’re having lyric problems I feel bad for you son |
| I’ve got a list of songs here I once thought were the bomb |
| But when I laid them down in ProTools |
| They all came out wrong! |