Lyrics 21 Concepts - MC Lars

21 Concepts

I wrote a song about a fetus named Cletus who tried
To run for governor before he died
He lived in California but traveled worldwide
It was a big huge hit!
Just kidding I lied
There’s the song about the 90's, I sampled Ace of Base
But kept it off the album in the interest of taste
«Cheyenne Rock City,"a song about touring
But rhymes about Wyoming are really very boring
As for the Churchill song, give me a break!
How many songs about England could my listeners take?
There was a track about women and the drama they bring
«Hot Girls Make Guys Do Really Stupid Things»
Remember «Geeked Out»?
You don’t but I do,
«The geek shall inherit the Earth,"it's true!
I rapped about nerds being cooler than jocks
But if I wanted biased news,
I would have just watched Fox
I’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one
If you’re having lyric problems I feel bad for you son
I’ve got a list of songs here I once thought were the bomb
But when I laid them down in ProTools
They all came out wrong!
«Las Vegas Invasion"was a sci-fi track
About aliens addicted to playing blackjack
I wrote a song about a kid who made his own flick
But got a bad review in Ranger Rick
I didn’t want to get lynched or punched in mouth
So I didn’t do that song making fun of the South
I did a song about how girls at Stanford are whack
Called «College Is Where Girls Go to Get Fat»
There was the KRS slash Nirvana debut
But the mash-up thing was so 2002
I did an anti-Bush track, and then I did five more
But «Rock Against Bush"was so 2004
I wrote a song about China, how could I go wrong?
I rapped in Cantonese about Mao Zedong
It went um goy, neh ho ma?
Nehih sik ying mun ma?
I’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one
If you’re having lyric problems I feel bad for you son
I’ve got CD-R of tracks I once thought would be tight
But when I played it for my girl I slept alone that night!
Write a song about a can that gets crushed a lot
Write a dental hygiene jam that says, «brush a lot»
Write a Bill O’Reilly track that says «hush"a lot
No I’m not a player I like Rush a lot!
I’ve got 21 concepts but a single ain’t one
«If you’re still referencing Jay Z I feel bad for you son»
So what’s the secret to hip-hop, jazz, blues and rock?
Step one get out a pad and kill your writer’s block… start!
I’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one
If you’re having lyric problems I feel bad for you son
I’ve got a list of songs here I once thought were the bomb
But when I laid them down in ProTools
They all came out wrong!