Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Official Trailer (Intro), artist - Manila Luzon. Album song Rules!, in the genre Date of issue: 14.02.2019
Record label: Producer Entertainment Group
Song language: English
The Official Trailer (Intro) |
| Woman: We don’t need a backing track |
| Announcer: Even if they can’t sing… |
| Woman: We’ll do it a capella! |
| Women: Yeah! |
| Announcer: One brave queen returns… |
| Manila Luzon: She’s back again? |
| Really? |
| Announcer: To stand out from them all… |
| Manila Luzon: They don’t know what’s gonna hit them. |
| Duck! |
| Announcer: By releasing an album even though she can’t sing |
| Manila Luzon: (I'm the greatest star) |
| Woman: Her name is Vanilla? |
| Alaska Thunderfuck: No, with an M. Manila, like the envelope |
| Woman: What drag queen names herself after office supplies? |
| Announcer: Prepare to go on an ear-gripping journey… |
| Announcer: Through the discorded melodies of a person whose wig is on way too |
| tight |
| Alaska Thunderfuck: This is real life, not a CD, Margaret! |
| You can’t just skip |
| ahead to the next track! |
| Woman: Oh, yeah? |
| Watch me |
| Manila Luzon: Someone call an ambulance; |
| she’s sickening! |
| Announcer: Listen as Manila struggles to rhyme lyrics… |
| Manila Luzon: What rhymes with «Mary wrote him?» |
| «Dairy frozen?» |
| «Fairy totem? |
| ««Hairy scrotum!» |
| Announcer: And sing out of her range… |
| Manila Luzon: I’m giving it all she’s got, Captain! |
| I don’t have the power! |
| Announcer: In an epic quest to get that B hook stuck in your head forever |
| Manila Luzon: We can do this the easy way or the hard way |
| Announcer: So get ready in your hottest couture… |
| Alaska Thunderfuck: Promise me you’re not wearing that pineapple dress again |
| Announcer: For the musical adventure that only comes once… or twice… or however |
| many times… depending if you leave this album on repeat |
| Woman: Here we go again |
| Announcer: Manila Luzon, Rules! |